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The Penis - 3 Studies

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The Penis - 3 Studies

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dillydally
Scotland, Scotland UK
Posted: Apr 22, 2008, 5:17 PM CST
n 1991, the American Government funded a study to see why the head of a man's penis was larger than the shaft. After one year and $180,000, they concluded that the reason the head was larger than the shaft was to give the man more pleasure during sex.

After the US published the study, Germany decided to do their own study. After $250,000 and 3 years of research, they concluded that the reason was to give the woman more pleasure during sex.

Poland, unsatisfied with these findings, conducted their own study. After three weeks and a cost of around $75.47, they concluded that it was to keep a man's hand from flying off and hitting him in the forehead.



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prncss4someone
Hopeful, Michigan USA
Posted: Apr 22, 2008, 5:56 PM CST
drinking Poles got big poles?confused help
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dillydally
Scotland, Scotland UK
Posted: Apr 22, 2008, 6:19 PM CST
prncss4someone wrote:
Poles got big poles?



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mastic55
Long Island, New York USA
Posted: Apr 22, 2008, 6:22 PM CST
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dillydally
Scotland, Scotland UK
Posted: Apr 22, 2008, 6:26 PM CST
glad you liked it but tell me does that happen often ? rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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ilovehead_1960
Santa Cruz, California USA
Posted: Apr 22, 2008, 11:14 PM CST
Be thankfull they didnt discover it was to give the sheep more pleasure.
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Zeloniy
Richmond, Virginia USA
Posted: Apr 22, 2008, 11:28 PM CST
I think it's so it's stay in a mouth without falling out... innocent grin
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mastic55
Long Island, New York USA
Posted: Apr 23, 2008, 1:10 AM CST
If they ever do a study on getting the shaft longer please e mail me with the info.rolling on the floor laughing
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Posted: Apr 23, 2008, 2:35 AM CST
as if this researches have nothing to study anymore...
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Scottishlass
Knoxville, Tennessee USA
Posted: Apr 23, 2008, 5:44 AM CST
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dillydally
Scotland, Scotland UK
Posted: Apr 23, 2008, 6:17 AM CST
ilovehead_1960 wrote:
Be thankfull they didnt discover it was to give the sheep more pleasure.



is that from experience ? rolling on the floor laughing
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Posted: Apr 23, 2008, 8:37 AM CST
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Sterl
Aurora, Colorado USA
Posted: Jul 6, 2008, 5:20 AM CST
Most of the people here need to have there pole enlarged dropping jaw cool
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Pptrixibell
Edinburgh, Scotland UK
Posted: Jul 6, 2008, 5:23 AM CST
That would be nice!!!!rolling on the floor laughing rolling eyes sticking out tongue rolling on the floor laughing sticking out tongue rolling on the floor laughing sticking out tongue sticking out tongue rolling on the floor laughing
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ArticBloom
Dublin, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Jul 6, 2008, 5:24 AM CST
Sterl wrote:
Most of the people here need to have there pole enlarged


Or their brainslaugh laugh laugh
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FlowerOfTheSun
Malaga, Andalucia Spain
Posted: Jul 6, 2008, 5:43 AM CST
ArticBloom wrote:
Or their brains



confused Isn't that synonimous? uh oh!


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dunotra
Castricum, Noord-Holland Netherlands
Posted: Jul 6, 2008, 5:47 AM CST
ilovehead_1960 wrote:
Be thankfull they didnt discover it was to give the sheep more pleasure.


The Welsh are doing that onelaugh

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Posted: Jul 6, 2008, 6:00 AM CST
dillydally wrote:
n 1991, the American Government funded a study to see why the head of a man's penis was larger than the shaft. After one year and $180,000, they concluded that the reason the head was larger than the shaft was to give the man more pleasure during sex.

After the US published the study, Germany decided to do their own study. After $250,000 and 3 years of research, they concluded that the reason was to give the woman more pleasure during sex.

Poland, unsatisfied with these findings, conducted their own study. After three weeks and a cost of around $75.47, they concluded that it was to keep a man's hand from flying off and hitting him in the forehead.


But still earlier, when ther was no enlarging tools,
on 2nd century,a greek leady felt that during the peack moment her husbands tool just sliping out and unable to haapy her because of it has not any stopper, or some thing like,she was thing for long and found a solution to modify the end portion to a little large round and goal type and she took her partener to a black smith,placing the end on a hard wood and hammered thrice-flatened,swllend and larger in size too.
As an expert he adivced her to not use the tool for 10 days by then it will be all right. Eleventh day onwards it was with large head to her satis faction.All the large headed tools belongs to their successful clan!
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Posted: Jul 18, 2008, 3:28 AM CST
whats u r opinon about this
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cardsfan24
somewhere in paradise, Illinois USA
Posted: Jul 18, 2008, 3:33 AM CST
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