Posted: Apr 23, 2008, 11:11 AM CST
Ladies hostel caught fire.. it took 1 hour to bring the fire under control
....... and another 3 hours to bring the firemen under control.
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Wife: If I sleep with your best friend what will be the first thought to come in your mind?
Husband: that you are a lesbian.
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Why did they stop printing Pamela Anderson stamps in the U.S ???
Because people started licking the wrong side!
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Girl to hungry boyfriend: If my right leg was afternoon meal & my left leg was evening meal what would you prefer?
Boyfriend: Eating between meals
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Nobody is ever satisfied, Poor men wish they were rich, Rich men wish they were handsome,
Bachelors wish they were married & Married men wish they were Dead!
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How do you teach a girl maths?
Add a bed, subtract her clothes, divide her legs, enter your square root, leave your solution and hope she doesn't multiply!
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A girl says to her boyfriend, 'One kiss and I'll be yours forever.'
The guy says 'thanks for the warning'
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A Husband was asked: 'Do you talk to your wife after sex?'
He replied: 'Depends, If I Can find a Phone'
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Definition of a Gynecologist:
Someone who looks for problems where others look for pleasure!!!
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Man to wife on wedding night: 'Are you sure I'm the first man you are sleeping with?'
Wife: 'Of course honey, I stayed awake with all the others!'
