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lusciousmile Espoo, Etela-Suomen Laani Finland
StressFree: My penis shrinks after my second or third climax

Interesting story....

Just don't get involved with an african girl, dear, she could pay you back small big time, for being a bad bad boy. scold


<<<<< dangerous. devil


innocent

Hey, i can imagine the look on the police's face, when people go in to report. >>>>help D'oh! rolling eyes yawn


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StressFree small city, Kalmar Sweden
lusciousmile: Just don't get involved with an african girl, dear, she could pay you back big time, for being a bad bad boy. <<<<< dangerous.

Hey, i can imagine the look on the police's face, when people go in to report. >>>>


giggle you scare me at times.....
lusciousmile Espoo, Etela-Suomen Laani Finland
StressFree: you scare me at times.....


It's the witchcraft.

It works! shock

mindfful WanderingMinstrel, Missouri USA
<<<rather be a bitch than a witch

thats because of my temper and impulsivity
might abuse it



blushing



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Fallingman Dublin, Dublin Ireland
mindfful: <<<rather be a bitch than a witch

thats because of my temper and impulsivity
might abuse it


Rather be a hammer than a nail! laugh
lusciousmile Espoo, Etela-Suomen Laani Finland
mindfful: <<<rather be a bitch than a witch

thats because of my temper and impulsivity
might abuse it



<<<<Rather be a witch, so i can use my bitchy skills, to the maximum.

innocent


giggle
mastic55 Long Island, New York USA
I head it on the news yesterday ,its crazy.....but when I get touched it don't shrinkrolling on the floor laughing
lusciousmile Espoo, Etela-Suomen Laani Finland
mastic55: I head it on the news yesterday ,its crazy.....but when I get touched it don't shrink



I bet it would, if i touched it.

gotta go cartwheel joy hole
mastic55 Long Island, New York USA
lusciousmile: I bet it would, if i touched it.
For man kind I'll take you up on that offer
dcj22 Somewhere, South Dakota USA
lusciousmile: How do you know this? Where in Africa, have you lived? Did you live in all of it, to make this conclusion? Has an african friend confessed to doing it?

Where i come from, people don't shrink penises by touching them.


Witchcraft is common with some parts of africa and in most places, not that common. This also happens in other continents of the world.

The same asumptions are made with ignorance and poverty being a problem in every little mud house , in Africa.

The only time i saw someone doing their sorcery in Kenya, was on tv, not anything i have witnessed around me. Most times, it's some ignorant person, dancing around in nothing, trying to scare people. Some people claim to be witchdoctors and witches but it's called a lie, like in all other parts of the world.

Think about it, if we all did it (africa), do you think we would have let a strange european man colonize us and force us into slavery? Would our people be dying of hunger?

I know victims of rape, poverty and disease, but not witchcraft. I also don't know anyone, who knows anyone, who knows anyone, who has been a victim of witchcraft. Minor daily crime? Yeah, right!

Calling it a minor daily crime only makes you seem ignorant to any African.

If i knew any witches, i'd probably have sent one to sort you out (right?), but i don't and know no one who can find one for me! Believe me, i know many africans, still, none with sorcery connections.

Oh, nothing has happened to our men's penises. They are still hung like horses.

I'm off to feed my pet lion. *********************************************************

Mf, Nice post, scary though.



Well done Lush. applause applause applause



unbroken1 Fallbrook, California USA
I once met someone who rips out your soul and eats it as she sleeps with your friends, but no penis shrinkers.
lol
You guys are too funny
dcj22 Somewhere, South Dakota USA
unbroken1: I once met someone who rips out your soul and eats it as she sleeps with your friends, but no penis shrinkers.
lol
You guys are too funny



Good one. I bet a lot of us have met one of those ones. laugh
mindfful WanderingMinstrel, Missouri USA
dood-its a real news story and ppl were really arrested,

but yes-this page got pretttty pretttty pretttty funny

dancing
lusciousmile Espoo, Etela-Suomen Laani Finland
dcj22: Well done Lush.



Hi Dana. wave hug


Are you scared of me?devil I'll touch your......eh, hair. giggle




innocent help
mindfful WanderingMinstrel, Missouri USA
mastic55: I head it on the news yesterday ,its crazy.....but when I get touched it don't shrink



hi masticwave

you ALWAYS make me laffapplause


lush why are you sashet-ing around teasing EVERYONE today?
honestly!
leave some room for the rest of us


we are sexy tooooo


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mindfful WanderingMinstrel, Missouri USA
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mastic said head



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and touch


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i meanblushing
Hot_Single_Dude Kobenhavn, Kobenhavn Denmark
markizamkd25: probably that hapend to my ex and i thought thats my bad luck
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lusciousmile Espoo, Etela-Suomen Laani Finland
markizamkd25: probably that hapend to my ex and i thought thats my bad luck



Oh, lord!

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No safaris for him again. scold


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Hot_Single_Dude Kobenhavn, Kobenhavn Denmark
lusciousmile: I bet it would, if i touched it.

I am not scared at all from you Lu Lu........devil

I am certain your touch would make even dead people dance Lambada!and beside their smallest softest part becoming hard and not easy to control for days at least!conversing dancing
lusciousmile Espoo, Etela-Suomen Laani Finland
Hot_Single_Dude: I am not scared at all from you Lu Lu........

I am certain your touch would make even dead people dance Lambada!and beside their smallest softest part becoming hard and not easy to control for days at least!



Yes dude, i make them dance the lambada, they hold their organs next to their mouths, as microphones.

wow! grin

wave hug




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