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shipoker55 St. Petersburg, Florida USA
[top] Thu Apr 24, 2008 1:52 PM CST : old anyone???????????



'OLD' IS WHEN...
Your
sweetie says, 'Let's go upstairs
and make love,' and you
answer,
'Pick one; I can't do
both!'


'OLD' IS WHEN...
Your
friends compliment you
on your
new alligator shoes
and you're
barefoot.


'OLD' IS WHEN...
A sexy
babe catches your fancy
and
your pacemaker opens the garage door,

'OLD' IS WHEN...
Going braless
pulls all the wrinkles out of your
face.

'OL D' IS
WHEN...
You don't care where your spouse
goes,
just as long as you
don't have to go along.

'OLD' IS WHEN...
You are
cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police

'OLD' IS WHEN...
'Getting a little action'
means you don't need to take any
fiber today.

'OLD' IS WHEN...
'Getting
lucky' means you find your car
in the parking lot.

'OLD' IS WHEN...
An 'all nighter' means not getting up
to use the
bathroom.

AND

'OLD' IS WHEN...
You are not sure these are jokes

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kissmedeeply Asheville, North Carolina, North Carolina USA
[top] Thu Apr 24, 2008 1:53 PM CST : old anyone???????????
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing thumbs up
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Scottishlass Knoxville, Tennessee USA
[top] Thu Apr 24, 2008 3:52 PM CST : old anyone???????????
guess i'm old rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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shipoker55 St. Petersburg, Florida USA
[top] Thu Apr 24, 2008 3:56 PM CST : old anyone???????????
I am old toocrying
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sweetowen Somewhere, Pennsylvania USA
[top] Thu Apr 24, 2008 3:57 PM CST : old anyone???????????
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StressFree small city, Kalmar Sweden
[top] Thu Apr 24, 2008 4:05 PM CST : old anyone???????????
I'm too lazy right now to read all that. But I will agree with everybody in this thread and say that it was off the charts rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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kitty01 Edmonton, Alberta Canada
[top] Thu Apr 24, 2008 4:12 PM CST : old anyone???????????
I guess we all belong to the old clubcrying
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roseofsharon Buggered if I know where...?!!, Hampshire, England UK
[top] Thu Apr 24, 2008 5:30 PM CST : old anyone???????????
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Ship, they were just hilarious!! thumbs up

cheers

teddy bear
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Hugz_n_Kissez Someplace, Ontario Canada
[top] Thu Apr 24, 2008 5:31 PM CST : old anyone???????????
Apparently I'm gettin there....dunno confused uh oh! D'oh! grin
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oslojente Olso Norway
[top] Thu Apr 24, 2008 5:31 PM CST : old anyone???????????
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing Good one...


Not there just yet.. but give it a couple of years...grin
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roseofsharon Buggered if I know where...?!!, Hampshire, England UK
[top] Thu Apr 24, 2008 5:46 PM CST : old anyone???????????
oslojente: Good one...Not there just yet.. but give it a couple of years...


A couple of years?? Ya cheeky bugger...!!! scold I can still rollerblade down the wine-cellar steps with the best of 'em, ya know!! yay

Well, with the odd hip replacement maybe, yeah... rolling eyes
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oslojente Olso Norway
[top] Thu Apr 24, 2008 5:47 PM CST : old anyone???????????
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wine drinking Hic!!!
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Conrad73 Lonesome Town Zurich , Zrich Switzerland
[top] Thu Apr 24, 2008 5:52 PM CST : old anyone???????????
roseofsharon: A couple of years?? Ya cheeky bugger...!!! I can still rollerblade down the wine-cellar steps with the best of 'em, ya know!!

Well, with the odd hip replacement maybe, yeah...
The Trouble comes several Hours later ,trying to get up those Stairs on your Roller Bladeslaugh
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roseofsharon Buggered if I know where...?!!, Hampshire, England UK
[top] Thu Apr 24, 2008 5:52 PM CST : old anyone???????????
oslojente: Hic!!!


Can I get ya a cheeky, fruity little red whilst I'm down there??

What am I saying?? Bloody stupid question....!! D'oh!

wine Hic!!
rolling on the floor laughing

Nighty night, love...!!! wave
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oslojente Olso Norway
[top] Thu Apr 24, 2008 5:53 PM CST : old anyone???????????
roseofsharon: Can I get ya a cheeky, fruity little red whilst I'm down there??

What am I saying?? Bloody stupid question....!!

Hic!!


Nighty night, love...!!!



teddy bear bouquet of flowers teddy bear

Nighty night!!!kiss
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KrazieStill Bristol, Connecticut USA
[top] Thu Apr 24, 2008 5:53 PM CST : old anyone???????????
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing Good ones Ship. laugh
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sexycaringsingle Dublin, Dublin Ireland
[top] Thu Apr 24, 2008 5:54 PM CST : old anyone???????????
very funny hope I never get there and if I do I dont want to know Im there teddy bear teddy bear
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loves2steppin Concord, New Hampshire USA
[top] Thu Apr 24, 2008 5:55 PM CST : old anyone???????????
wave laugh laugh laugh
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StressFree small city, Kalmar Sweden
[top] Thu Apr 24, 2008 6:02 PM CST : old anyone???????????
Okay, read them over....pretty fun stuff there.

With that said, I am not oldsticking out tongue
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cherokeemoon2 grove, Oklahoma USA
[top] Fri Apr 25, 2008 9:17 AM CST : old anyone???????????
shipoker55: 'OLD' IS WHEN...
Your
sweetie says, 'Let's go upstairs
and make love,' and you
answer,
'Pick one; I can't do
both!''OLD' IS WHEN...
Your
friends compliment you
on your
new alligator shoes
and you're
barefoot.'OLD' IS WHEN...
A sexy
babe catches your fancy
and
your pacemaker opens the garage door,

'OLD' IS WHEN...
Going braless
pulls all the wrinkles out of your
face.

'OL D' IS
WHEN...
You don't care where your spouse
goes,
just as long as you
don't have to go along.

'OLD' IS WHEN...
You are
cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police

'OLD' IS WHEN...
'Getting a little action'
means you don't need to take any
fiber today.

'OLD' IS WHEN...
'Getting
lucky' means you find your car
in the parking lot.

'OLD' IS WHEN...
An 'all nighter' means not getting up
to use the
bathroom.

AND

'OLD' IS WHEN...
You are not sure these are jokes
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing Old is when u go to bed and put ur teeth in a cup,you ears and eyes on the bedside table,and ur wooden leg by the bed.Good one Ship thumbs up
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