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Housekeeping, describe your skill level....




Scottishlass
Knoxville, Tennessee USA
Posted: Apr 25, 2008, 6:16 AM CST
1. Neat Freak
2. Clean enough to be healthy, messy enough to be happy
3. I'm a friggin' mess

I'm somewhere between #2 & #3
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morganlee
Qawra, Majjistral Malta
Posted: Apr 25, 2008, 6:17 AM CST
Hi Lass
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morganlee
Qawra, Majjistral Malta
Posted: Apr 25, 2008, 6:18 AM CST
somewhere between 2/3 hug
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Scottishlass
Knoxville, Tennessee USA
Posted: Apr 25, 2008, 6:20 AM CST
morganlee wrote:
Hi Lass
Hi Morgan, how'r you doin' today?? hug
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morganlee
Qawra, Majjistral Malta
Posted: Apr 25, 2008, 6:22 AM CST
I'm ok thanks, the sun is shining and it is geeting really warm now. Planning to go for a walk in a while. Hope your having a great day bouquet of flowers
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Scottishlass
Knoxville, Tennessee USA
Posted: Apr 25, 2008, 6:24 AM CST
morganlee wrote:
I'm ok thanks, the sun is shining and it is geeting really warm now. Planning to go for a walk in a while. Hope your having a great day
Great so far, listening to to all the birds singing this morning.
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j_goose71
Over there USA
Posted: Apr 25, 2008, 6:24 AM CST
I'm between 1 and 2....

good morning all...


cheers
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Scottishlass
Knoxville, Tennessee USA
Posted: Apr 25, 2008, 6:25 AM CST
j_goose71 wrote:
I'm between 1 and 2....

good morning all...
G'mornin' Goose hug
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vonney
Dublin, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Apr 25, 2008, 6:28 AM CST
On a good day betwwe 2 and 3.
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RobbieM
Hertford, Hertfordshire, England UK
Posted: Apr 25, 2008, 6:29 AM CST
I'm completely housetrained, in fact i've managed to nag my nephew into hoovering up all the mess hes made!!

I cant do it myself.I am relaxed eough about a little untidy, i dont go all OCD about it but dirty plates, hair all over the floor, and bathroom and undusted without the cats fluff would mean i would life inside something that resembles Stig of the Dumps pad if i left it to a teenager to keep on top of.

I cant work out how the hell there is grubby hand prints appearing everywhere through......so i am looking forward to being on my own and redecorating and having the place immaculate again.

There's bugger all point decorating this place nice if i have a tramp destroying it from the inside after all.I think hes trying to get me to move to the recycling centre to live and leave him here on his own!

If i win the lottery i will, then he'll have to tidy up!!!
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morganlee
Qawra, Majjistral Malta
Posted: Apr 25, 2008, 6:36 AM CST
RobbieM wrote:
I'm completely housetrained, in fact i've managed to nag my nephew into hoovering up all the mess hes made!!

I cant do it myself.I am relaxed eough about a little untidy, i dont go all OCD about it but dirty plates, hair all over the floor, and bathroom and undusted without the cats fluff would mean i would life inside something that resembles Stig of the Dumps pad if i left it to a teenager to keep on top of.

I cant work out how the hell there is grubby hand prints appearing everywhere through......so i am looking forward to being on my own and redecorating and having the place immaculate again.

There's bugger all point decorating this place nice if i have a tramp destroying it from the inside after all.I think hes trying to get me to move to the recycling centre to live and leave him here on his own!

If i win the lottery i will, then he'll have to tidy up!!!
burning question, can you cook ???
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Posted: Apr 25, 2008, 6:38 AM CST
I rilly don't like being call a number two, but I quess thats close.
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RobbieM
Hertford, Hertfordshire, England UK
Posted: Apr 25, 2008, 7:10 AM CST
morganlee wrote:
burning question, can you cook ???


Yeah i can! From a full roast dinner with all veggies gravy sauces and the necessary yorkshire puddings arriving at the same time and all piping hot!

I'm learning oriental and Indian cookery too.I have to say i do cook a good curry.

I love to learn to cook, comes from not being able to taste anything for years and having your taste buds switch back on like flicking a light switch [Which is what happened to me in 2001].

Ever since i've learned that food tastes completely different to how i imagined and i absolutely love paella!!!!

Which reminds me i have to look online later for an electric paella cooker.I wonder if anyone on here has one?

And yes morgan i even do the washing up, by hand and dont complain about it either.

I am truly domesticated and house trained.laugh
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skwidwurd
Aberdeen, Grampian, Scotland UK
Posted: Apr 25, 2008, 7:11 AM CST
housekeeping..............um................where's that thread on procrastinator.........rolling eyes
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Scottishlass
Knoxville, Tennessee USA
Posted: Apr 25, 2008, 7:35 AM CST
skwidwurd wrote:
housekeeping..............um................where's that thread on procrastinator.........
laugh thumbs up
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dillydally
behind the big green fields , Strathclyde, Scotland UK
Posted: Apr 25, 2008, 7:38 AM CST
number 1 unfortunately
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Claayer
Wild Wild South West, Cornwall, England UK
Posted: Apr 25, 2008, 7:39 AM CST
Scottishlass wrote:
1. Neat Freak
2. Clean enough to be healthy, messy enough to be happy
3. I'm a friggin' mess

I'm somewhere between #2 & #3


I'm a blend of 1 2 and 3 .. depends on my mood. laugh
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FoxForceFiveVega
Monroe USA
Posted: Apr 25, 2008, 7:57 AM CST
I would give myself a 9 on housecleaning...I am very particular about it. Immaculate is how I like it. Nice and organized and clean at all times. grin
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FoxForceFiveVega
Monroe USA
Posted: Apr 25, 2008, 7:58 AM CST
FoxForceFiveVega wrote:
I would give myself a 9 on housecleaning...I am very particular about it. Immaculate is how I like it. Nice and organized and clean at all times.


Oh wait...I was supposed to pick a number? lol! ok....I am under the 1 catagory then. D'oh!
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shipoker55
St. Petersburg, Florida USA
Posted: Apr 25, 2008, 8:02 AM CST
Definately a #2.....eewwww, I'm a #2!!!

But you forgot #4...www.ineedahousekeepertocomeandcleanmynast housebefore the healthdeptcondemns this friggenplace.com
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