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A preacher was completing a temperance sermon. He decided to preach on the subject of drinking.

With great emphasis he said, "If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river."

With even greater emphasis he said, "And, if I had all the wine in the world, I'd take it and pout it into the river."

And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he said, "And if I had all the whiskey in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river."

Sermon complete, he sat down.

The choir director stood up and cautiously announced with nervous smile, "For our closing song, let us sing Hymn #365, Shall We Gather at the River."

A mixed drink on the riverbank is always nice.

A song comes to mind.............

Take me to the river........??...wash me in the water........

Bye whom eludes me??????????????????

let's go for a swim in the river