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CHINESE PROVERBS

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Man who run in front of car get tired.

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Man who run behind car get exhausted.

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Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.

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Man with one chopstick go hungry.

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Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.

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Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

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Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.

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Panties not best thing on earth! But next to best thing on earth.

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War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.

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Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.

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Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

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It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.

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Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.

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Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

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Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.

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Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.

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Man who fart in church sit in own pew.

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Crowded elevator smell different to midget.

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man who tell confucious jokes not speak velly good engrish!!

the midget one slays me

Singing man does not laugh hard enough at confucious jokes

Lady who fly plane upside down , has crack up.

man who have hole in pocket feel cocky all day

Confucius say...

Zarah who always in kitchen pantry has her ass in jam...

is it rassberry

Big big jam...

Spots on wall...by who flungdung....

SAY
man ho lick jam of ass feel lucky all day

Say man who feel lucky all day has horse name Lucky...

man stroking horse called lucky feels unlucky all day

Ah, i have a Chinese friend and some of the sayings they have are truly spectacular.

The "one" that cracks me up does need a little explanation.

It's called calling some a "Jumping Lobster", which to me i asked what the hell are you talking about.

Heres what she told me."Lobsters don't jump, what the hell do you have to do to make me do something that i want to do that will make me do something i dont want to do".

Thus if you come accross this one your about to be asked to do the virtually impossible if someone tells you "so you think i'm a jumping lobster".

She refers to her explanation of teaching me this stuff is a mixture of english and chinese, and she calls it "Chinglish".

Asian people are great, some of the saying that come up are truly fantastic so make a friend and you too can learn some "Chinglish".

Zarah who sit on jockey during race get hot tip on horse..

person who get hot tip should share good fortune

chinglish...I like that ...way cool

Man who want hot tip on horse is pain in butt...

man on horse who pain in butt should not ride bareback

I was thinking more of the hot tip making your butt sore...lol

Man never give wife grand piano...better to give upright organ...

If bird shite on car window...don't take Zarah out ever again...lol

woman playing on upright organ smilling all day long