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desmond
kissimmee, Florida USA
Posted: Apr 28, 2008, 8:32 PM CST

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.

The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.

The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".

The teacher asked, " What if Jonah went to hell?"

The little girl replied, "Then you ask him."


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dillydally
Scotland, Scotland UK
Posted: Apr 28, 2008, 8:34 PM CST
desmond wrote:
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.

The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.

The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".

The teacher asked, " What if Jonah went to hell?"

The little girl replied, "Then you ask him."



rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing evening love wave x
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desmond
kissimmee, Florida USA
Posted: Apr 28, 2008, 8:35 PM CST
dillydally wrote:
evening love x



Hi sweetie how are you hug hug lips
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KrazieStill
Bristol, Connecticut USA
Posted: Apr 28, 2008, 8:36 PM CST
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Hey my friend. Thanks, as always, for the laugh. I do so little of it with this waiting on surgery thing.

Will be better by the time u come to to City. cheers
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Babydoll3000
Arnold, Missouri USA
Posted: Apr 28, 2008, 8:37 PM CST
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desmond
kissimmee, Florida USA
Posted: Apr 28, 2008, 8:38 PM CST
KrazieStill wrote:
Hey my friend. Thanks, as always, for the laugh. I do so little of it with this waiting on surgery thing.

Will be better by the time u come to to City.



Hi Barry I hope the surgery comes really soon for you comfort cheers
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dillydally
Scotland, Scotland UK
Posted: Apr 28, 2008, 8:41 PM CST
desmond wrote:
Hi sweetie how are you


alzgud love ,hope your well xXxlips
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desmond
kissimmee, Florida USA
Posted: Apr 28, 2008, 8:45 PM CST
dillydally wrote:
alzgud love ,hope your well xXx



I am doing great you always put a smile on my face grin
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