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ORAL SEX

New York singles
Lonely_SI_EMT
staten island, New York USA
Posted: Apr 30, 2008, 7:28 AM CST
shipoker55 wrote:
A story Morganlee:

Understand that a lot of Americans have never even seen a duvet!!

On our first trip to Italy, it was late at night when we drove into this little hotel. I told my son, who was approx 10 or 11 at the time, not to drink the water. We would get some at the military base when we got up. After aquiring the key, I sent them up to the room while we got the luggage.

Anyway in the morning, when I woke them to go to the base, his lips were obscenely swollen. I panicked and asked him what did he do. He said nothing!! Then he came and admitted that he drank some water from the drinking fountain!!

Yes....the duvet was his "drinking fountain"!!!!



Sorry dude but a duvet is a cover that goes on a comforter sot of as a decor piece (i worked in a retail store that sold them while i was at university) what your son drank from is a beday (sp)
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shipoker55
St. Petersburg, Florida USA
Posted: Apr 30, 2008, 7:29 AM CST
oral sex?.............................................I LIKE IT!! I REALLY, REALLY ( In my best Sally Fields voice)LIKE ITyay
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shipoker55
St. Petersburg, Florida USA
Posted: Apr 30, 2008, 7:30 AM CST
Lonely_SI_EMT wrote:
Sorry dude but a duvet is a cover that goes on a comforter sot of as a decor piece (i worked in a retail store that sold them while i was at university) what your son drank from is a beday (sp)




Of course, you are right....HEY!! it's early and I had a rough night...LMAO
D'oh! D'oh!
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Lonely_SI_EMT
staten island, New York USA
Posted: Apr 30, 2008, 7:36 AM CST
shipoker55 wrote:
Of course, you are right....HEY!! it's early and I had a rough night...LMAO


lol it happens to the best of us

here's to you here's to you cheers cheers here's to you here's to you
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xfahctor
lancaster, New Hampshire USA
Posted: Apr 30, 2008, 8:13 AM CST
well I see this place hasn't changed a bit. lol.
sigh, for me these days oral sex only means being told to go **** myself
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gillyloves69
london, Outer London, England UK
Posted: Apr 30, 2008, 8:19 AM CST
well i don't know what to say !


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shipoker55
St. Petersburg, Florida USA
Posted: Apr 30, 2008, 8:31 AM CST
professor YOU ARE WHAT YOU EAT!!



Ladies...are you a d*ckhead???....men, are you??

Men...are you a pu$$y?......ladies, are you??

sticking out tongue sticking out tongue sticking out tongue

Felt the tongue, here, was appropriate!!rolling on the floor laughing
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hevnsnt
Fremont Area, Ohio USA
Posted: May 1, 2008, 4:23 AM CST
diogenes wrote:
I guess this guy is not a very cunning linguist.


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Lonely_SI_EMT
staten island, New York USA
Posted: May 1, 2008, 5:48 PM CST
nope probably a master debater

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redbellypirhana
Phoenix, Arizona USA
Posted: May 1, 2008, 7:19 PM CST
Yes Please!!!...head banger head banger head banger
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sxc666
Central Coast, New South Wales Australia
Posted: May 1, 2008, 7:22 PM CST
someone say ORAL smitten devil smitten devil
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Connecticut singles
KrazieStill
Bristol, Connecticut USA
Posted: May 1, 2008, 7:40 PM CST
sxc666 wrote:
someone say ORAL


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Lonely_SI_EMT
staten island, New York USA
Posted: May 1, 2008, 10:33 PM CST
k ill bite.......

can i have everyone's attention please!!!!!

ORAL

that is all...
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kkitty
Minnesota USA
Posted: May 1, 2008, 10:39 PM CST
dancing banana i think that people should only speak on what they know and i dont think he does
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riderpark
Manhattan, Montana USA
Posted: May 5, 2008, 8:24 PM CST
Diogennis wrote:
It is widely known from the anciend days that,
some people beleaving there is satisfaction by doing oral sex!
and there are so many reasons for doing it and no one!
some want to try for first time, others say; that is nothing almost every one does it, some for plesure, some under presure from their sexual partner,
Well in a normal's people ethics is tottaly unacceptable!
and sosiologists and moralists condemn this activity,
Konrad Lorenz in his book (die acht todsunden der zivilisieerten menschheit)
wich means The eight deddly sins of our civilisation, says that
oral sex, very often is the reason that leads to divorce/ seperate
due to its nature concidering it is spiritualy and morraly objectionable!

is there any one who can agree/disagree with expirience!
In high school, my first girlfriend was a cheerleader and cunnilingus came naturally. For awhile I thought at 15 or 16 that I had invented something new; I found out I was mistaken, I had only perfected it. Riderpark
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sxc666
Central Coast, New South Wales Australia
Posted: May 5, 2008, 8:25 PM CST
riderpark wrote:
In high school, my first girlfriend was a cheerleader and cunnilingus came naturally. For awhile I thought at 15 or 16 that I had invented something new; I found out I was mistaken, I had only perfected it. Riderpark
uh oh!
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acausey07
somewhere, South Carolina USA
Posted: May 5, 2008, 8:31 PM CST
Lonely_SI_EMT wrote:
k ill bite.......

can i have everyone's attention please!!!!!

ORAL

that is all...


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Connecticut singles
KrazieStill
Bristol, Connecticut USA
Posted: May 5, 2008, 8:32 PM CST
Mandy-gurl... hug teddy bear
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New South Wales dating
sxc666
Central Coast, New South Wales Australia
Posted: May 5, 2008, 8:33 PM CST
Amanda. teddy bear
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SusieRR
northeast, Ohio USA
Posted: May 5, 2008, 8:36 PM CST
diogenes wrote:
I guess this guy is not a very cunning linguist.


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