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Lost Rooster

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desmond
kissimmee, Florida USA
Posted: Apr 29, 2008, 9:16 PM CST

The priest in a small Irish village was very fond of the chickens he kept in the hen house out the back of the parish manse. He had a cock rooster and about ten hens.

One Saturday night the cock rooster went missing and as that was the time he suspected cock fights occurred in the village he decided to do something about it at church the next morning.

At Mass, he asked the congregation "Has anybody got a c*ck?" - all the men stood up.

"No No" he said "That wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a c*ck?" - all the women stood up.

"No No" he said "That wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a c*ck that doesn't belong to them." - half the women stood up.

"No No" he said "That wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen my c*ck?" - all the nuns stood up.



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gangel
Plovdiv, Plovdiv Bulgaria
Posted: Apr 29, 2008, 9:19 PM CST
blushing laugh
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DogMaI
Sartell, Minnesota USA
Posted: Apr 29, 2008, 9:19 PM CST
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing ooopsrolling on the floor laughing thumbs up
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KrazieStill
Bristol, Connecticut USA
Posted: Apr 29, 2008, 9:22 PM CST
That was great. Just send to friends on yahoo. rolling on the floor laughing sticking out tongue dancing banana
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rockstar0779
Topeka, Kansas USA
Posted: Apr 29, 2008, 9:24 PM CST
dropping jaw OOPS rolling on the floor laughing
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AnAngelAlways
Joshua , Texas USA
Posted: Apr 29, 2008, 9:30 PM CST
blushing dropping jaw laugh
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