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The Insult Chain Game

Tennessee personals
dcj22
Somewhere, Minnesota USA
Posted: Apr 30, 2008, 11:59 PM CST
prncss4someone wrote:
it all grew downwards, on your back........would YOU buy me a pretty necklace?




Yes, I'll make it out of bull testicles.



Would you buy ME a pretty necklace?
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prncss4someone
Hopeful, Michigan USA
Posted: May 1, 2008, 12:02 AM CST
dcj22 wrote:
Yes, I'll make it out of bull testicles.
Would you buy ME a pretty necklace?





yes I would, I'd gut the testicles, shalack the insides and present them to you.........


do you like the way I smile?
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Oregon personals
keytone
Portland, Oregon USA
Posted: May 1, 2008, 12:04 AM CST
prncss4someone wrote:
yes I would, I'd gut the testicles, shalack the insides and present them to you.........do you like the way I smile?
yeah, pretty good keeping the smile with all these testies wrappped around necks and such!




where is me car?
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Kentucky singles
reelman90
Lexington, Kentucky USA
Posted: May 1, 2008, 12:05 AM CST
prncss4someone wrote:
it all grew downwards, on your back........would YOU buy me a pretty necklace?



Only if you will accept a pearl necklace! blushing


Do you like my pants? head banger
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prncss4someone
Hopeful, Michigan USA
Posted: May 1, 2008, 12:06 AM CST
reelman90 wrote:
Only if you will accept a pearl necklace! Do you like my pants?




I'd like to see them on you in 2008.....



how do you like me now? rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Tennessee personals
dcj22
Somewhere, Minnesota USA
Posted: May 1, 2008, 12:07 AM CST
Yes, did you borrow them from your wife?


Do you think I'm attractive?
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prncss4someone
Hopeful, Michigan USA
Posted: May 1, 2008, 12:07 AM CST
keytone wrote:
yeah, pretty good keeping the smile with all these testies wrappped around necks and such!

where is me car?



try the last parking lot of the bar you were in..............



would you take me on a picnic?
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Tennessee personals
dcj22
Somewhere, Minnesota USA
Posted: May 1, 2008, 12:08 AM CST
prncss4someone wrote:
I'd like to see them on you in 2008.....
how do you like me now?





rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

We need a high-five emoticon.
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Tennessee personals
dcj22
Somewhere, Minnesota USA
Posted: May 1, 2008, 12:09 AM CST
prncss4someone wrote:
try the last parking lot of the bar you were in..............
would you take me on a picnic?




Not if you were the last woman on earth.



Do YOU think I'm pretty?
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prncss4someone
Hopeful, Michigan USA
Posted: May 1, 2008, 12:10 AM CST
dcj22 wrote:
We need a high-five emoticon.



2 thumbs up I ALMOST feel bad, cuz he's pretty new....but not THATbad....rolling on the floor laughing sticking out tongue rolling on the floor laughing
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prncss4someone
Hopeful, Michigan USA
Posted: May 1, 2008, 12:11 AM CST
dcj22 wrote:
Not if you were the last woman on earth.
Do YOU think I'm pretty?




you look just like that toothless hooker outside of the grocery store....




do you think I should move?
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Kentucky singles
reelman90
Lexington, Kentucky USA
Posted: May 1, 2008, 12:11 AM CST
prncss4someone wrote:
I'd like to see them on you in 2008.....
how do you like me now?


I'd try but I couldn't get them up past my hunka, hunka, burnin' love. rolling on the floor laughing


How deep is your love?
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Tennessee personals
dcj22
Somewhere, Minnesota USA
Posted: May 1, 2008, 12:12 AM CST
prncss4someone wrote:
you look just like that toothless hooker outside of the grocery store....

do you think I should move?




Yes, to Vegas, where prostitution is legal.



Do you think I'm funny?


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prncss4someone
Hopeful, Michigan USA
Posted: May 1, 2008, 12:12 AM CST
reelman90 wrote:
I'd try but I couldn't get them up past my hunka, hunka, burnin' love. How deep is your love?




about as deep as the pock marks on your face....



would you take me to dinner?
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prncss4someone
Hopeful, Michigan USA
Posted: May 1, 2008, 12:13 AM CST
dcj22 wrote:
Yes, to Vegas, where prostitution is legal.
Do you think I'm funny?



yes, but looks can only get you so far.....




should I buy a bike?
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Tennessee personals
dcj22
Somewhere, Minnesota USA
Posted: May 1, 2008, 12:13 AM CST
prncss4someone wrote:
about as deep as the pock marks on your face....
would you take me to dinner?




Yes, as soon as he can get those pants back on.



Will you buy me some earrings.
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Tennessee personals
dcj22
Somewhere, Minnesota USA
Posted: May 1, 2008, 12:14 AM CST
prncss4someone wrote:
yes, but looks can only get you so far.....

should I buy a bike?



Yes, you need the exercise.



Do you think I need psychiactric care?
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prncss4someone
Hopeful, Michigan USA
Posted: May 1, 2008, 12:15 AM CST
dcj22 wrote:
Yes, you need the exercise.
Do you think I need psychiactric care?





aren't you making enough money from getting tied up?


what color looks good on me?
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Kentucky singles
reelman90
Lexington, Kentucky USA
Posted: May 1, 2008, 12:16 AM CST
dcj22 wrote:
Not if you were the last woman on earth.
Do YOU think I'm pretty?



Smokey the volunteer mutt has a better mug! That's a UK/Tenn thing) rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing sticking out tongue


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Tennessee personals
dcj22
Somewhere, Minnesota USA
Posted: May 1, 2008, 12:16 AM CST
prncss4someone wrote:
aren't you making enough money from getting tied up?what color looks good on me?




Black, it goes with your Goth face.



Do you think I'd make a good dominatrix?
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