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The Insult Chain Game

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The Insult Chain Game




prncss4someone
Hopeful, Michigan USA
Posted: May 1, 2008, 12:17 AM CST
dcj22 wrote:
Black, it goes with your Goth face.
Do you think I'd make a good dominatrix?




you'd hafta stop all the whimpering first.....



do you think I'd make a good dom? devil
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prncss4someone
Hopeful, Michigan USA
Posted: May 1, 2008, 12:18 AM CST
reelman90 wrote:
Smokey the volunteer mutt has a better mug! That's a UK/Tenn thing)




scold supposed to ask a question after that Mister.....scold
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dcj22
Somewhere, Minnesota USA
Posted: May 1, 2008, 12:19 AM CST
prncss4someone wrote:
you'd hafta stop all the whimpering first.....
do you think I'd make a good dom?




Only in your dreams.



How do you think I look without makeup?
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prncss4someone
Hopeful, Michigan USA
Posted: May 1, 2008, 12:20 AM CST
dcj22 wrote:
Only in your dreams.
How do you think I look without makeup?




like a headless zombie............



do you think I'm sexy?
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reelman90
Lexington, Kentucky USA
Posted: May 1, 2008, 12:23 AM CST
dcj22 wrote:
Only in your dreams.
How do you think I look without makeup?



You'd probably disappear....


Do you like cats?
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dcj22
Somewhere, Minnesota USA
Posted: May 1, 2008, 12:24 AM CST
prncss4someone wrote:
like a headless zombie............
do you think I'm sexy?



almost as much as ferret.


Do you think I'm sexy?

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dcj22
Somewhere, Minnesota USA
Posted: May 1, 2008, 12:25 AM CST
reelman90 wrote:
You'd probably disappear....Do you like cats?




Yes, the big ones that eat guys in ladies pants.



Do you like dogs?
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prncss4someone
Hopeful, Michigan USA
Posted: May 1, 2008, 12:25 AM CST
reelman90 wrote:
You'd probably disappear....Do you like cats?




I don't judge what you date.........



how good do I look to you?




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prncss4someone
Hopeful, Michigan USA
Posted: May 1, 2008, 12:26 AM CST
dcj22 wrote:
almost as much as ferret.Do you think I'm sexy?





with or without a bag over your head?



would you go to the movies with me?
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prncss4someone
Hopeful, Michigan USA
Posted: May 1, 2008, 12:27 AM CST
dcj22 wrote:
Yes, the big ones that eat guys in ladies pants.
Do you like dogs?





hmmm not in the way that you do....rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing



would you buy me an outfit?
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dcj22
Somewhere, Minnesota USA
Posted: May 1, 2008, 12:28 AM CST
prncss4someone wrote:
with or without a bag over your head?
would you go to the movies with me?




Only if you borrow my bag to cover your head.



Will you go dancing with me?
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reelman90
Lexington, Kentucky USA
Posted: May 1, 2008, 12:29 AM CST
prncss4someone wrote:
I don't judge what you date.........
how good do I look to you?



I'd throw you back like an old fish!


Would you kiss my bass?
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dcj22
Somewhere, Minnesota USA
Posted: May 1, 2008, 12:29 AM CST
prncss4someone wrote:
not in the way that you do....
would you buy me an outfit?




No, I'd rather not be seen in the kind of store you shop in.


WIll you paint my toenails?
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prncss4someone
Hopeful, Michigan USA
Posted: May 1, 2008, 12:30 AM CST
reelman90 wrote:
I'd throw you back like an old fish!Would you kiss my bass?




I don't do your tricks.........



would you buy me a car?
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reelman90
Lexington, Kentucky USA
Posted: May 1, 2008, 12:30 AM CST
dcj22 wrote:
Only if you borrow my bag to cover your head.
Will you go dancing with me?



Where can you go to dance in the dark?


What is your sign?
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prncss4someone
Hopeful, Michigan USA
Posted: May 1, 2008, 12:31 AM CST
dcj22 wrote:
Only if you borrow my bag to cover your head.
Will you go dancing with me?





I don't know how to polka............



will you mow my grass?
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prncss4someone
Hopeful, Michigan USA
Posted: May 1, 2008, 12:31 AM CST
dcj22 wrote:
No, I'd rather not be seen in the kind of store you shop in.WIll you paint my toenails?






they are already green....



would you let me visit you?
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reelman90
Lexington, Kentucky USA
Posted: May 1, 2008, 12:33 AM CST
prncss4someone wrote:
I don't do your tricks.........
would you buy me a car?



Yes, I'm sure you want really dark tinted windows too!



Where's everybody else?
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dcj22
Somewhere, Minnesota USA
Posted: May 1, 2008, 12:33 AM CST
prncss4someone wrote:
they are already green....
would you let me visit you?


No, I have a good reputation in this town and don't want to ruin it.


Will you let me read to you?
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prncss4someone
Hopeful, Michigan USA
Posted: May 1, 2008, 12:35 AM CST
dcj22 wrote:
No, I have a good reputation in this town and don't want to ruin it.Will you let me read to you?




only if you don't move your lips..........




how old do I look?
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