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The Insult Chain Game

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The Insult Chain Game

Tennessee personals
dcj22
Somewhere, Minnesota USA
Posted: May 1, 2008, 12:36 AM CST
prncss4someone wrote:
only if you don't move your lips..........

how old do I look?



Sorry, I can't count that far.



Do you think I'd look good in white?
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prncss4someone
Hopeful, Michigan USA
Posted: May 1, 2008, 12:36 AM CST
reelman90 wrote:
Yes, I'm sure you want really dark tinted windows too!
Where's everybody else?




trying on their old spandex pants....rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing




would you give me a present?
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prncss4someone
Hopeful, Michigan USA
Posted: May 1, 2008, 12:37 AM CST
dcj22 wrote:
Sorry, I can't count that far.
Do you think I'd look good in white?




only on Halloween..........rolling on the floor laughing conversing rolling on the floor laughing


(I'm starting to f*cking lose it...........rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing )




should I buy a dress?
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reelman90
Lexington, Kentucky USA
Posted: May 1, 2008, 12:37 AM CST
prncss4someone wrote:
only if you don't move your lips..........

how old do I look?





Just as old as your picture in the pyramids?


Can I kiss the back of your knees?
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dcj22
Somewhere, Minnesota USA
Posted: May 1, 2008, 12:39 AM CST
prncss4someone wrote:
only on Halloween.......... (I'm starting to f*cking lose it........... )

should I buy a dress?



rolling on the floor laughingrollrolling on the floor laughing


Yes, if you want to show off your toothpick legs.




Would I look good in black?
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prncss4someone
Hopeful, Michigan USA
Posted: May 1, 2008, 12:39 AM CST
reelman90 wrote:
Just as old as your picture in the pyramids?Can I kiss the back of your knees?





only if you still look like that in your picture....




do you think I should gain some height?
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prncss4someone
Hopeful, Michigan USA
Posted: May 1, 2008, 12:40 AM CST
dcj22 wrote:
rollYes, if you want to show off your toothpick legs.

Would I look good in black?




I'd stay away from posing as a nun.....


rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing



do I remind you of a holiday?
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reelman90
Lexington, Kentucky USA
Posted: May 1, 2008, 12:42 AM CST
dcj22 wrote:
rollYes, if you want to show off your toothpick legs.

Would I look good in black?




Only a black Burka!



Would you take me fishing?
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dcj22
Somewhere, Minnesota USA
Posted: May 1, 2008, 12:42 AM CST
prncss4someone wrote:
I'd stay away from posing as a nun.....
do I remind you of a holiday?





Yes, the leprecaun from St. Patricks day.





Don't you think I would make a good nun?
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prncss4someone
Hopeful, Michigan USA
Posted: May 1, 2008, 12:43 AM CST
dcj22 wrote:
Yes, the leprecaun from St. Patricks day.Don't you think I would make a good nun?





no, you couldn't keep your skirt down...........




do you like me as a person?
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prncss4someone
Hopeful, Michigan USA
Posted: May 1, 2008, 12:44 AM CST
reelman90 wrote:
Only a black Burka!
Would you take me fishing?




only if you didn't come back.......




what is my present?
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dcj22
Somewhere, Minnesota USA
Posted: May 1, 2008, 12:44 AM CST
reelman90 wrote:
Only a black Burka!
Would you take me fishing?





Only if I can throw you in.



Will YOU paint my toenails?
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dcj22
Somewhere, Minnesota USA
Posted: May 1, 2008, 12:46 AM CST
prncss4someone wrote:
no, you couldn't keep your skirt down...........

do you like me as a person?



Yes, I try to befriend the mentally challenged.



Would I make a good car salesperson?
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reelman90
Lexington, Kentucky USA
Posted: May 1, 2008, 12:47 AM CST
dcj22 wrote:
Only if I can throw you in.
Will YOU paint my toenails?




Let me go to Ace hardware and get a brush!



Would you go to Italy with me?
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dcj22
Somewhere, Minnesota USA
Posted: May 1, 2008, 12:49 AM CST
reelman90 wrote:
Let me go to Ace hardware and get a brush!
Would you go to Italy with me?





Yes, I could use the free ride. I'll leave you tied up at the hotel.



Would I make a good president?
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reelman90
Lexington, Kentucky USA
Posted: May 1, 2008, 12:51 AM CST
dcj22 wrote:
Yes, I could use the free ride. I'll leave you tied up at the hotel.
Would I make a good president?



Probably on Antartica!


Would you use me first?
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Ashley173
Madelia, Minnesota USA
Posted: May 1, 2008, 12:53 AM CST
dcj22 wrote:
Yes, I could use the free ride. I'll leave you tied up at the hotel.
Would I make a good president?



Only if we wanted to be worse off than we already are.


What do you think of my eyes?
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dcj22
Somewhere, Minnesota USA
Posted: May 1, 2008, 12:53 AM CST
reelman90 wrote:
Probably on Antartica!Would you use me first?





Yes, for target practice.





Would I make a good cat lady?
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Ashley173
Madelia, Minnesota USA
Posted: May 1, 2008, 12:56 AM CST
dcj22 wrote:
Yes, for target practice.Would I make a good cat lady?



Better than you think lol.


What do you think of my looks?
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reelman90
Lexington, Kentucky USA
Posted: May 1, 2008, 12:56 AM CST
dcj22 wrote:
Yes, for target practice.Would I make a good cat lady?


I'd say you're already there!


Do you like football?
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