The Insult Chain Game

shipoker55
St. Petersburg, Florida USA

Posted: May 1, 2008, 10:48 PM CST

dcj22 wrote:

As cute as the button on a nuclear warhead
Am I the reason you came to CS??

You're the reason I would leave.DO you like my pink sweater?[/quote]

Love the pink sweater, but would look better on someone else...anyone else, actually

Would you take me home to meet your family??

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dcj22
Somewhere, South Dakota USA

Posted: May 1, 2008, 10:48 PM CST

prncss4someone wrote:

I'm not into gold lame'Do you think I'm cute?

bend over and I'll let you know...........
would you buy me a watch?[/quote]

Yes, but you can't tell time.

Will you buy me a bracelet?

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dcj22
Somewhere, South Dakota USA

Posted: May 1, 2008, 10:49 PM CST

shipoker55 wrote:

You're the reason I would leave.DO you like my pink sweater?

Love the pink sweater, but would look better on someone else...anyone else, actuallyWould you take me home to meet your family??[/quote]

Sure, I don't like them anyway.

Will you buy me some earrings.

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dcj22
Somewhere, South Dakota USA

Posted: May 1, 2008, 10:50 PM CST

What's with the quote thingy?

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shipoker55
St. Petersburg, Florida USA

Posted: May 1, 2008, 10:51 PM CST

dcj22 wrote:

Love the pink sweater, but would look better on someone else...anyone else, actuallyWould you take me home to meet your family??

Sure, I don't like them anyway.
Will you buy me some earrings.[/quote]

you can borrow my Prince Albert!

Will sing at my wedding?

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prncss4someone
Hopeful, Michigan USA

Posted: May 1, 2008, 10:52 PM CST

dcj22 wrote:

bend over and I'll let you know...........
would you buy me a watch?

Yes, but you can't tell time.
Will you buy me a bracelet?[/quote]

only for your teeth.............

will you be my friend?

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dcj22
Somewhere, South Dakota USA

Posted: May 1, 2008, 10:53 PM CST

shipoker55 wrote:

you can borrow my Prince Albert!Will sing at my wedding?

eeeuuuuu

Someone will actually marry you?

Will you walk my dog?

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prncss4someone
Hopeful, Michigan USA

Posted: May 1, 2008, 10:54 PM CST

shipoker55 wrote:

you can borrow my Prince Albert!Will sing at my wedding?

would anyone be able to hear me over the bride crying?

will you make me my favorite dinner?

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constanza
Los Angeles, California USA

Posted: May 1, 2008, 10:54 PM CST

shipoker55 wrote:

Sure, I don't like them anyway.
Will you buy me some earrings.

you can borrow my Prince Albert!Will sing at my wedding?[/quote]

I only do funerals but if you insist.

What time is it?

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shipoker55
St. Petersburg, Florida USA

Posted: May 1, 2008, 10:55 PM CST

dcj22 wrote:

eeeuuuuu
Someone will actually marry you?
Will you walk my dog?

If you can point out which is you and the dog

I'm fixing dinner...care to come over?

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prncss4someone
Hopeful, Michigan USA

Posted: May 1, 2008, 10:55 PM CST

dcj22 wrote:

eeeuuuuu
Someone will actually marry you?
Will you walk my dog?

right into traffic.............

will you buy me some pretty hair clips?

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shipoker55
St. Petersburg, Florida USA

Posted: May 1, 2008, 10:56 PM CST

constanza wrote:

you can borrow my Prince Albert!Will sing at my wedding?

I only do funerals but if you insist.
What time is it?[/quote]

Time for yo to take a bath...It's a new month, you know

Do you want to go to karaoke with me?

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shipoker55
St. Petersburg, Florida USA

Posted: May 1, 2008, 10:57 PM CST

prncss4someone wrote:

would anyone be able to hear me over the bride crying?
will you make me my favorite dinner?

yeah....the bride crying will sound better

Shouls I cut my nails or bite them??

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reelman90
Lexington, Kentucky USA

Posted: May 1, 2008, 10:59 PM CST

prncss4someone wrote:

right into traffic.............

will you buy me some pretty hair clips?

No, but i'll buy you a razor!

Will you wash my car?

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constanza
Los Angeles, California USA

Posted: May 1, 2008, 11:01 PM CST

shipoker55 wrote:

yeah....the bride crying will sound better
Shouls I cut my nails or bite them??

You may only bite what you can chew

Lemons or oranges

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prncss4someone
Hopeful, Michigan USA

Posted: May 1, 2008, 11:01 PM CST

reelman90 wrote:

No, but i'll buy you a razor!
Will you wash my car?

yes, but you'll hafta take me to the junkyard and point it out............

will you send me a letter?

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shipoker55
St. Petersburg, Florida USA

Posted: May 1, 2008, 11:03 PM CST

prncss4someone wrote:

would anyone be able to hear me over the bride crying?
will you make me my favorite dinner?

Aren't you getting tired of roadkill???

will you wash my back??

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dcj22
Somewhere, South Dakota USA

Posted: May 1, 2008, 11:03 PM CST

constanza wrote:

You may only bite what you can chew
Lemons or oranges

Just a tip Constanza... You should ask a question about you that leads to the insult. I think thats how she set it up. Something like that anyway.

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shipoker55
St. Petersburg, Florida USA

Posted: May 1, 2008, 11:04 PM CST

constanza wrote:

You may only bite what you can chew
Lemons or oranges

I thought they were your breasts

am I what you dreamed about all your life??

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prncss4someone
Hopeful, Michigan USA

Posted: May 1, 2008, 11:04 PM CST

shipoker55 wrote:

Aren't you getting tired of roadkill???
will you wash my back??

only with a long handles rake..............

how old do I look?

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