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The Insult Chain Game

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The Insult Chain Game

Tennessee personals
dcj22
Somewhere, South Dakota USA
Posted: May 2, 2008, 12:04 AM CST
reelman90 wrote:
Yes, but I can't quite cover the grand canyon.....
Will you buy me a new fishing reel?



As long as you'll take it and leave.


Will you buy me a Harley?
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Kentucky singles
reelman90
Lexington, Kentucky USA
Posted: May 2, 2008, 12:05 AM CST
dcj22 wrote:
Where's Princess?




Probably IMing with Princebuster..........
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prncss4someone
Hopeful, Michigan USA
Posted: May 2, 2008, 12:05 AM CST
dcj22 wrote:
As long as you'll take it and leave. Will you buy me a Harley?




haven't you had enough action between your legs?




do you want me to move in with you?
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Tennessee personals
dcj22
Somewhere, South Dakota USA
Posted: May 2, 2008, 12:06 AM CST
reelman90 wrote:
Only if you will fit in the luggage!
Will you have dinner with me?



I would fit in the luggage. rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing



Yes, it's a perfect opportunity to poison you.


Would you walk my dog?
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Tennessee personals
dcj22
Somewhere, South Dakota USA
Posted: May 2, 2008, 12:07 AM CST
reelman90 wrote:
Probably IMing with Princebuster..........



rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing



She's back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! help
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Tennessee personals
dcj22
Somewhere, South Dakota USA
Posted: May 2, 2008, 12:08 AM CST
prncss4someone wrote:
haven't you had enough action between your legs? Never

do you want me to move in with you?



Yes, I need a housekeeper.


Will you dogsit for me while I travel?



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Long Island dating
mastic55
Long Island, New York USA
Posted: May 2, 2008, 12:10 AM CST
dcj22 wrote:
Yes, I need a housekeeper.Will you dogsit for me while I travel?
Watch you traveling?.....am I sexy???rolling on the floor laughing
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prncss4someone
Hopeful, Michigan USA
Posted: May 2, 2008, 12:10 AM CST
dcj22 wrote:
I would fit in the luggage.
Yes, it's a perfect opportunity to poison you.Would you walk my dog?




yes, it's better than being seen with you................



should I get my hair cut short?
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prncss4someone
Hopeful, Michigan USA
Posted: May 2, 2008, 12:11 AM CST
mastic55 wrote:
Watch you traveling?.....am I sexy???



Dana's dog is sexier.............



would you make me waffles?
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Kentucky singles
reelman90
Lexington, Kentucky USA
Posted: May 2, 2008, 12:11 AM CST
dcj22 wrote:
I would fit in the luggage.
Yes, it's a perfect opportunity to poison you.Would you walk my dog?



Yes, he probably needs a break from licking the peanut butter off you...



Will you let me lick chocolate off your body?
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princebuster
leeds/bradford, West Yorkshire, England UK
Posted: May 2, 2008, 12:12 AM CST
prncss4someone wrote:
yes, it's better than being seen with you................
should I get my hair cut short?

nothing worse than spiders legs








fancy a ride
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Kentucky singles
reelman90
Lexington, Kentucky USA
Posted: May 2, 2008, 12:13 AM CST
prncss4someone wrote:
yes, it's better than being seen with you................
should I get my hair cut short?



I didn't know pubes grew that long!



Will you live with me?
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Tennessee personals
dcj22
Somewhere, South Dakota USA
Posted: May 2, 2008, 12:14 AM CST
prncss4someone wrote:
yes, it's better than being seen with you................
should I get my hair cut short?




No - your face will look like a beach ball.


Should I have my hair cut short?
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dcj22
Somewhere, South Dakota USA
Posted: May 2, 2008, 12:15 AM CST
princebuster wrote:
nothing worse than spiders legs fancy a ride




Yes, but not with you.


Will you take me to dinner?
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Kentucky singles
reelman90
Lexington, Kentucky USA
Posted: May 2, 2008, 12:15 AM CST
dcj22 wrote:
Yes, I need a housekeeper.Will you dogsit for me while I travel?



Yes, He might not want to be seen with you either...



Will you let me visit you?
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prncss4someone
Hopeful, Michigan USA
Posted: May 2, 2008, 12:15 AM CST
princebuster wrote:
nothing worse than spiders legs fancy a ride







my legs don't spread that wide.........




what do you see in my eyes?
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Tennessee personals
dcj22
Somewhere, South Dakota USA
Posted: May 2, 2008, 12:16 AM CST
reelman90 wrote:
Yes, he probably needs a break from licking the peanut butter off you...
Will you let me lick chocolate off your body?




No, I'd rather my dog lick it off. rolling on the floor laughing



Will you go with me to Vegas?
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prncss4someone
Hopeful, Michigan USA
Posted: May 2, 2008, 12:17 AM CST
dcj22 wrote:
No - your face will look like a beach ball.Should I have my hair cut short?




then your smile would resemble the joker from batman...........



tell me what you want to make me for dinner.........?
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princebuster
leeds/bradford, West Yorkshire, England UK
Posted: May 2, 2008, 12:17 AM CST
dcj22 wrote:
Yes, but not with you.Will you take me to dinner?
dont do seconds







do you want to stay the night
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Tennessee personals
dcj22
Somewhere, South Dakota USA
Posted: May 2, 2008, 12:17 AM CST
reelman90 wrote:
Yes, He might not want to be seen with you either...
Will you let me visit you?




No, you'd scare the old lady across the street.



Would you like to cruise Alaska with me?
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