The Insult Chain Game

Claayer
Wild Wild South West, England UK

Posted: Apr 30, 2008, 9:06 AM CST

sxc666 wrote:

Was that swimming, I thought you were drowning.Do you think I rock?

No, more of a pebble.

Do you think I can lay a kitchen floor myself?

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muppetkiller
Snyder, Oklahoma USA

Posted: Apr 30, 2008, 9:07 AM CST

prncss4someone wrote:

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only the one between your ears....would you ever want to meet me?

Not in a dark alley.

Am I nice person?

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diogenes
Longview, Texas USA

Posted: Apr 30, 2008, 9:07 AM CST

sxc666 wrote:

Was that swimming, I thought you were drowning.Do you think I rock?

Yeah....Ayer's rock!

You like bigs hands don't you?

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Claayer
Wild Wild South West, England UK

Posted: Apr 30, 2008, 9:07 AM CST

paddyk wrote:

no your shoes are crap lol... wouldent be seen dead in them... an Horse as better shoes then them ,
do you like my wide parting,

No, although.. I could land my plane there.

Do you think I smell nice?

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Claayer
Wild Wild South West, England UK

Posted: Apr 30, 2008, 9:08 AM CST

muppetkiller wrote:

Not in a dark alley.

Am I nice person?

No, you're a Bee-a-tch

Do you think I am a nice person?

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diogenes
Longview, Texas USA

Posted: Apr 30, 2008, 9:10 AM CST

Claayer wrote:

No, more of a pebble.

Do you think I can lay a kitchen floor myself?

If you can, you shouldn't brag about it!

Do you think I could lay Claudia Schiffer?

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Claayer
Wild Wild South West, England UK

Posted: Apr 30, 2008, 9:11 AM CST

diogenes wrote:

If you can, you shouldn't brag about it!

Do you think I could lay Claudia Schiffer?

Not a snowballs chance in hell.

Do you think I should go and cook some crumpets?

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sxc666
Wagga Wagga, New South Wales Australia

Posted: Apr 30, 2008, 9:11 AM CST

diogenes wrote:

If you can, you shouldn't brag about it!

Do you think I could lay Claudia Schiffer?

Probably better off sticking to Ugly Betty.

Do you think I have nice ears?

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prncss4someone
Hopeful, Michigan USA

Posted: Apr 30, 2008, 9:11 AM CST

Claayer wrote:

No, more of a pebble.

Do you think I can lay a kitchen floor myself?

you couldn't lay a dead person....

would you buy me stuff?

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prncss4someone
Hopeful, Michigan USA

Posted: Apr 30, 2008, 9:12 AM CST

sxc666 wrote:

Probably better off sticking to Ugly Betty.

Do you think I have nice ears?

only if you want to fly with them....

are my eyes sexy?

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muppetkiller
Snyder, Oklahoma USA

Posted: Apr 30, 2008, 9:12 AM CST

Claayer wrote:

No, you're a Bee-a-tch

Do you think I am a nice person?

If you feel like it, on a good day.

would you have lunch with me?

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prncss4someone
Hopeful, Michigan USA

Posted: Apr 30, 2008, 9:13 AM CST

diogenes wrote:

Yeah....Ayer's rock!

You like bigs hands don't you?

only if they fit around your neck.......

how funny am I?

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Claayer
Wild Wild South West, England UK

Posted: Apr 30, 2008, 9:13 AM CST

prncss4someone wrote:

you couldn't lay a dead person....would you buy me stuff?

Yes, I would buy you brussel sprouts, chopped liver and some paraquat.

Do you think I look SLINKY? (hahaha)

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diogenes
Longview, Texas USA

Posted: Apr 30, 2008, 9:13 AM CST

sxc666 wrote:

Probably better off sticking to Ugly Betty.

Do you think I have nice ears?

Not bad for a Grandma eating wolf?

You like my eyes don't you?

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prncss4someone
Hopeful, Michigan USA

Posted: Apr 30, 2008, 9:13 AM CST

Claayer wrote:

Not a snowballs chance in hell.

Do you think I should go and cook some crumpets?

you shouldn't cook what you are.....

would you let me make you dinner?

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Claayer
Wild Wild South West, England UK

Posted: Apr 30, 2008, 9:14 AM CST

prncss4someone wrote:

only if they fit around your neck.......
how funny am I?

about as funny as a crushed bauble in your egg nog

What do you think of my new dress!

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prncss4someone
Hopeful, Michigan USA

Posted: Apr 30, 2008, 9:14 AM CST

diogenes wrote:

Not bad for a Grandma eating wolf?

You like my eyes don't you?

only the brown one....

do you think you know me?

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sxc666
Wagga Wagga, New South Wales Australia

Posted: Apr 30, 2008, 9:16 AM CST

Claayer wrote:

about as funny as a crushed bauble in your egg nog

What do you think of my new dress!

Looks like a tablecloth.

Do you like my feet?

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diogenes
Longview, Texas USA

Posted: Apr 30, 2008, 9:16 AM CST

Claayer wrote:

about as funny as a crushed bauble in your egg nog

What do you think of my new dress!

I love Pippy Longstockings!

Would you say I'm deboinaire?

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diogenes
Longview, Texas USA

Posted: Apr 30, 2008, 9:18 AM CST

prncss4someone wrote:

only the brown one....do you think you know me?

I think you'd toss a salad.

Do you think my suit is "Old Money"?

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