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The Insult Chain Game

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The Insult Chain Game

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dcj22
Somewhere, South Dakota USA
Posted: May 3, 2008, 1:06 AM CST
Dammit, I'm playing alone. mumbling
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dcj22
Somewhere, South Dakota USA
Posted: May 3, 2008, 1:07 AM CST
reelman90 wrote:
The shelter doesn't allow sleepovers!
Have a beer with me?




No, I've heard you burp the alphabet.


Do you dream about me?
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reelman90
Lexington, Kentucky USA
Posted: May 3, 2008, 1:08 AM CST
dcj22 wrote:
Yes, sorry, that just sounds fun.
Would you cook for me?



On my way! rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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desmond
kissimmee, Florida USA
Posted: May 3, 2008, 1:08 AM CST
dcj22 wrote:
Dammit, I'm playing alone.



You never paly alone you always have BOB grin grin
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dcj22
Somewhere, South Dakota USA
Posted: May 3, 2008, 1:09 AM CST
reelman90 wrote:
On my way!



rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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dcj22
Somewhere, South Dakota USA
Posted: May 3, 2008, 1:09 AM CST
desmond wrote:
You never paly alone you always have BOB




Good thing Joey isn't here. He'd remind everyone about the one I wore out.
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reelman90
Lexington, Kentucky USA
Posted: May 3, 2008, 1:10 AM CST
dcj22 wrote:
No, I've heard you burp the alphabet.Do you dream about me?



Yes, I ususally wake up screaming!





But me a boat?
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alabamabebe
Banks of the Warrior River, Alabama USA
Posted: May 3, 2008, 1:11 AM CST
dcj22 wrote:
Dammit, I'm playing alone.


You're used to that aren't you?

Want some of my popcorn?
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dcj22
Somewhere, South Dakota USA
Posted: May 3, 2008, 1:11 AM CST
alabamabebe wrote:
You're used to that aren't you?

Want some of my popcorn?



rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing


Yes, I do. sigh
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dcj22
Somewhere, South Dakota USA
Posted: May 3, 2008, 1:12 AM CST
reelman90 wrote:
Yes, I ususally wake up screaming!But me a boat?




As long as you sail away in it.


Would you cuddle with me?
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reelman90
Lexington, Kentucky USA
Posted: May 3, 2008, 1:12 AM CST
alabamabebe wrote:
You're used to that aren't you?

Want some of my popcorn?



Thought that was your face!




Go to Europe with me?
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reelman90
Lexington, Kentucky USA
Posted: May 3, 2008, 1:14 AM CST
dcj22 wrote:
As long as you sail away in it.Would you cuddle with me?



Only if you shave first!




Kiss my neck?
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alabamabebe
Banks of the Warrior River, Alabama USA
Posted: May 3, 2008, 1:14 AM CST
reelman90 wrote:
Thought that was your face!

Go to Europe with me?


I think they have enough problems without you.

Wanna make out at the movies?
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dcj22
Somewhere, South Dakota USA
Posted: May 3, 2008, 1:15 AM CST
reelman90 wrote:
Only if you shave first!

Kiss my neck?





The smell of your aftershave knocks me out.


Will you play croquet with me?
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dcj22
Somewhere, South Dakota USA
Posted: May 3, 2008, 1:17 AM CST
reelman90 wrote:
Thought that was your face!

Go to Europe with me?



I couldn't stand the smell long enough to get there.


Play ball with me?



DES!!!!!!!!!!!!
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alabamabebe
Banks of the Warrior River, Alabama USA
Posted: May 3, 2008, 1:18 AM CST
dcj22 wrote:
The smell of your aftershave knocks me out.Will you play croquet with me?


Only if we can use your head as a ball.

Go swimming with me?
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prncss4someone
Hopeful, Michigan USA
Posted: May 3, 2008, 1:18 AM CST
dcj22 wrote:
The smell of your aftershave knocks me out.Will you play croquet with me?



no, I'm sorry, I've seen what you've done to the mallets.......





would you love me forever?
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reelman90
Lexington, Kentucky USA
Posted: May 3, 2008, 1:19 AM CST
dcj22 wrote:
The smell of your aftershave knocks me out.Will you play croquet with me?



Yes, we'll use your legs as wickets!




Play golf with me?
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desmond
kissimmee, Florida USA
Posted: May 3, 2008, 1:20 AM CST
dcj22 wrote:
I couldn't stand the smell long enough to get there.Play ball with me?
DES!!!!!!!!!!!!



as small as your hands are you drop my balls.............do you need a teacher
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prncss4someone
Hopeful, Michigan USA
Posted: May 3, 2008, 1:20 AM CST
reelman90 wrote:
Yes, we'll use your legs as wickets!

Play golf with me?



we can't, I heard you don't have any balls.............




would you take me shopping?
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