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The Insult Chain Game

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reelman90
Lexington, Kentucky USA
Posted: May 3, 2008, 1:36 AM CST
prncss4someone wrote:
sure, go get your leash...........

will you rub my back?





With a steamroller!




Give me a massage?
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dcj22
Somewhere, South Dakota USA
Posted: May 3, 2008, 1:37 AM CST
Sparky55 wrote:
Yes, with sand paper

Will you go out with me?



I certainly wouldn't stay in with you!


Do you want to go to dinner with me?




Hi Sparky wave
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prncss4someone
Hopeful, Michigan USA
Posted: May 3, 2008, 1:38 AM CST
Sparky55 wrote:
Yes, with sand paper

Will you go out with me?





no............





do my eyes turn you on?
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alabamabebe
Banks of the Warrior River, Alabama USA
Posted: May 3, 2008, 1:38 AM CST
prncss4someone wrote:
alright, as long as you don't pull your pants down again and start comparing yourself to the worms....should I get my hair cut short?



rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

Now that was funny, I don't care who you are!

No, it would leave too many cooties homeless.

Should I wear high heels on my next date?
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prncss4someone
Hopeful, Michigan USA
Posted: May 3, 2008, 1:39 AM CST
reelman90 wrote:
With a steamroller!

Give me a massage?




wink I think you'd rather have a tongue bath...........





would you be gentle with me?
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reelman90
Lexington, Kentucky USA
Posted: May 3, 2008, 1:39 AM CST
prncss4someone wrote:
alright, as long as you don't pull your pants down again and start comparing yourself to the worms....should I get my hair cut short?



Yes, it is showing below the hem line!




Pull my Taffy?
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Sparky55
Prattville, Alabama USA
Posted: May 3, 2008, 1:39 AM CST
dcj22 wrote:
I certainly wouldn't stay in with you!Do you want to go to dinner with me?

Hi Sparky


Yes, as long as you don't cook the meal laugh

Do you like my picture?

Hi dcj - Glad you have a great sense of humorwave
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dcj22
Somewhere, South Dakota USA
Posted: May 3, 2008, 1:39 AM CST
reelman90 wrote:
With a steamroller!

Give me a massage?




I'll get the dog to rub against you.


Do you think I'm pretty?
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prncss4someone
Hopeful, Michigan USA
Posted: May 3, 2008, 1:40 AM CST
alabamabebe wrote:
Now that was funny, I don't care who you are!

No, it would leave too many cooties homeless.

Should I wear high heels on my next date?




the very fact that you think you'll have a next date shows me that your therapy is going well........




will you dance with me?
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alabamabebe
Banks of the Warrior River, Alabama USA
Posted: May 3, 2008, 1:40 AM CST
Sparky55 wrote:
Yes, with sand paper

Will you go out with me?


Yeah, waaay out, where no one knows me.

Would you light my cig for me?
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dcj22
Somewhere, South Dakota USA
Posted: May 3, 2008, 1:41 AM CST
[quote=Sparky55]Yes, as long as you don't cook the meal

Do you like my picture?


Thank you! The name is Dana. Nice to meet you. I've been to Prattville. I wouldn't go back! rolling on the floor laughing


Yes, you were going for the goofy look right?


Would you take me shopping?
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prncss4someone
Hopeful, Michigan USA
Posted: May 3, 2008, 1:41 AM CST
Sparky55 wrote:
Yes, as long as you don't cook the meal

Do you like my picture?

Hi dcj - Glad you have a great sense of humor





yes, you look like my great grandmother............






will you cook with me?
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Sparky55
Prattville, Alabama USA
Posted: May 3, 2008, 1:41 AM CST
prncss4someone wrote:
the very fact that you think you'll have a next date shows me that your therapy is going well........

will you dance with me?


Yes, let's get to the highway quickly...

Do these glasses make me look cool?
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dcj22
Somewhere, South Dakota USA
Posted: May 3, 2008, 1:42 AM CST
alabamabebe wrote:
Yeah, waaay out, where no one knows me.

Would you light my cig for me?



Yes, I put an exploding thingamajob in it.


Will you walk on the beach with me?
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dcj22
Somewhere, South Dakota USA
Posted: May 3, 2008, 1:42 AM CST
alabamabebe wrote:
Now that was funny, I don't care who you are!

No, it would leave too many cooties homeless.

Should I wear high heels on my next date?



rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

That was too Bev!!
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prncss4someone
Hopeful, Michigan USA
Posted: May 3, 2008, 1:43 AM CST
Sparky55 wrote:
Yes, let's get to the highway quickly...

Do these glasses make me look cool?



they need to be bigger, to cover more of your face.........




do you think I'll do well in college?
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alabamabebe
Banks of the Warrior River, Alabama USA
Posted: May 3, 2008, 1:44 AM CST
prncss4someone wrote:
the very fact that you think you'll have a next date shows me that your therapy is going well........

will you dance with me?


rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

Really, I am falling off my chair laughing, the dog is looking at me like I need to be commited.

No, I don't dance with cross-dressers.

Do you think I'm attractive?shamrock
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prncss4someone
Hopeful, Michigan USA
Posted: May 3, 2008, 1:44 AM CST
alabamabebe wrote:
Yeah, waaay out, where no one knows me.

Would you light my cig for me?




only if you take your makeup off, I'm afraid of fires..........




would you like a snack?
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Sparky55
Prattville, Alabama USA
Posted: May 3, 2008, 1:44 AM CST

prncss4someone wrote:
they need to be bigger, to cover more of your face.........

do you think I'll do well in college?


Definately, as the cleaning ladylaugh

Do you think I'm a smart ass?

Gotta run... More later
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alabamabebe
Banks of the Warrior River, Alabama USA
Posted: May 3, 2008, 1:46 AM CST
Sparky55 wrote:
Yes, let's get to the highway quickly...

Do these glasses make me look cool?


About as cool as warm p!ss.

Would you wash my back for me?

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