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The Insult Chain Game

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The Insult Chain Game

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sxc666
Wagga Wagga, New South Wales Australia
Posted: Apr 30, 2008, 9:18 AM CST
diogenes wrote:
I love Pippy Longstockings!

Would you say I'm deboinaire?


More ass than class I would say.



What do you think of my hair color?
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Posted: Apr 30, 2008, 9:19 AM CST
Claayer wrote:
about as funny as a crushed bauble in your egg nog

What do you think of my new dress!


It looked pretty good on the last girl working the corner.

Are my feet cute?
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diogenes
Longview, Texas USA
Posted: Apr 30, 2008, 9:20 AM CST
sxc666 wrote:
More ass than class I would say.
What do you think of my hair color?


Grey is the new black!

Do you think I'll have hair when I'm 70?
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sxc666
Wagga Wagga, New South Wales Australia
Posted: Apr 30, 2008, 9:21 AM CST
diogenes wrote:
Grey is the new black!

Do you think I'll have hair when I'm 70?


Yes hopefully enough to cover your face.




Do you think I have nice hands?
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diogenes
Longview, Texas USA
Posted: Apr 30, 2008, 9:21 AM CST
muppetkiller wrote:
It looked pretty good on the last girl working the corner.

Are my feet cute?


Not bad for a Faun!

Don't you love my chisled physique?
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Bowie
winter haven, Florida USA
Posted: Apr 30, 2008, 9:23 AM CST
sxc666 wrote:
Yes hopefully enough to cover your face.

Do you think I have nice hands?

hard to tell if you keep hiding them in your pants


will i grow up
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diogenes
Longview, Texas USA
Posted: Apr 30, 2008, 9:24 AM CST
sxc666 wrote:
Yes hopefully enough to cover your face.

Do you think I have nice hands?


Nice for wood rasping!

Do you think I have a strong chin?
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sxc666
Wagga Wagga, New South Wales Australia
Posted: Apr 30, 2008, 9:24 AM CST
diogenes wrote:
Not bad for a Faun!

Don't you love my chisled physique?


I didnt realise a beer gut was called chisled.




Do you think I keep clean?
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prncss4someone
Hopeful, Michigan USA
Posted: Apr 30, 2008, 9:25 AM CST
diogenes wrote:
Nice for wood rasping!

Do you think I have a strong chin?



you need it to hold up that face.....


what would you buy me?
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diogenes
Longview, Texas USA
Posted: Apr 30, 2008, 9:26 AM CST
sxc666 wrote:
I didnt realise a beer gut was called chisled.

Do you think I keep clean?


Well, as clean as you can get in a Gas Station bathroom!

Do you think I'd make a good husband?
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prncss4someone
Hopeful, Michigan USA
Posted: Apr 30, 2008, 9:26 AM CST
sxc666 wrote:
I didnt realise a beer gut was called chisled.

Do you think I keep clean?



that's a bet I wouldn't take....




how much for a ride to the local store?
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diogenes
Longview, Texas USA
Posted: Apr 30, 2008, 9:26 AM CST
prncss4someone wrote:
you need it to hold up that face.....what would you buy me?


A wonder bra!

What would you buy me?
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prncss4someone
Hopeful, Michigan USA
Posted: Apr 30, 2008, 9:27 AM CST
diogenes wrote:
Well, as clean as you can get in a Gas Station bathroom!

Do you think I'd make a good husband?



to another man....


do you like me?
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prncss4someone
Hopeful, Michigan USA
Posted: Apr 30, 2008, 9:27 AM CST
diogenes wrote:
A wonder bra!

What would you buy me?


a new personality........


wanna go rollerblading with me?
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sxc666
Wagga Wagga, New South Wales Australia
Posted: Apr 30, 2008, 9:27 AM CST
prncss4someone wrote:
that's a bet I wouldn't take....

how much for a ride to the local store?

For you free. I would enjoy throwing you out of the car uh oh!


Would you have a sleepover at my place?
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diogenes
Longview, Texas USA
Posted: Apr 30, 2008, 9:29 AM CST
sxc666 wrote:
For you free. I would enjoy throwing you out of the car Would you have a sleepover at my place?


Who hasn't?

Do you like my sense of humor?
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sxc666
Wagga Wagga, New South Wales Australia
Posted: Apr 30, 2008, 9:32 AM CST
diogenes wrote:
Who hasn't?

Do you like my sense of humor?
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing


As much as I enjoy getting a bikini wax...............




Do you like what Im wearing?
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prncss4someone
Hopeful, Michigan USA
Posted: Apr 30, 2008, 9:32 AM CST
sxc666 wrote:
For you free. I would enjoy throwing you out of the car Would you have a sleepover at my place?




I'd have to keep one eye open and a weapon nearby



do I scare you?
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prncss4someone
Hopeful, Michigan USA
Posted: Apr 30, 2008, 9:33 AM CST
sxc666 wrote:
As much as I enjoy getting a bikini wax...............

Do you like what Im wearing?



your outfit matches the homeless man's I saw earlier this morning....


do you like corn on the cob?
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sxc666
Wagga Wagga, New South Wales Australia
Posted: Apr 30, 2008, 9:33 AM CST
prncss4someone wrote:
I'd have to keep one eye open and a weapon nearby
do I scare you?


About as much as Capser.



Do you like my comebacks?
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