The Insult Chain Game

alabamabebe
Banks of the Warrior River, Alabama USA

Posted: May 3, 2008, 10:35 PM CST

dcj22 wrote:

Only if you can get us in with your employee discount.Will you go to the mall with me?

All right, let the fun begin! Yeah, I hear they have a great pet shop at the mall, we'll pick you up a new flea collar.

Could you possibly find something to insult besides my feet?

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dcj22
Somewhere, Minnesota USA

Posted: May 3, 2008, 10:36 PM CST

alabamabebe wrote:

All right, let the fun begin! Yeah, I hear they have a great pet shop at the mall, we'll pick you up a new flea collar.

Could you possibly find something to insult besides my feet?

I could find lots of things about you to insult along with your feet.

Would you like to go to the park with me?

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prncss4someone
Hopeful, Michigan USA

Posted: May 3, 2008, 10:36 PM CST

dcj22 wrote:

Only at night. I don't want to be seen with you.
Will you cook me dinner?

I'm not comfortable watching you eat it out of your trough..........

will you braid my hair?

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dcj22
Somewhere, Minnesota USA

Posted: May 3, 2008, 10:36 PM CST

Hi Bev!!!!

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dcj22
Somewhere, Minnesota USA

Posted: May 3, 2008, 10:37 PM CST

prncss4someone wrote:

I'm not comfortable watching you eat it out of your trough..........

will you braid my hair?

DO you really want it to uncover that face?

Will you help me with my makeup?

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prncss4someone
Hopeful, Michigan USA

Posted: May 3, 2008, 10:37 PM CST

alabamabebe wrote:

All right, let the fun begin! Yeah, I hear they have a great pet shop at the mall, we'll pick you up a new flea collar.

Could you possibly find something to insult besides my feet?

Yeh, I usually just start from the bottom and work my way up.........

how many fingers am I holding up right now?

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bluskysbrowneyes
central, Florida USA

Posted: May 3, 2008, 10:38 PM CST

dcj22 wrote:

I could find lots of things about you to insult along with your feet.Would you like to go to the park with me?

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Only if you were your collar.
Would you like to pick me up some dinner?

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prncss4someone
Hopeful, Michigan USA

Posted: May 3, 2008, 10:38 PM CST

dcj22 wrote:

DO you really want it to uncover that face?
Will you help me with my makeup?

alright, I'll try to find the paint scraper again.........

will you plant a garden with me?

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dcj22
Somewhere, Minnesota USA

Posted: May 3, 2008, 10:39 PM CST

bluskysbrowneyes wrote:

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Only if you were your collar.
Would you like to pick me up some dinner?

Alpo or Kibbles and Bits?

Do you like my hair?

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dcj22
Somewhere, Minnesota USA

Posted: May 3, 2008, 10:39 PM CST

Welcome blueskysbrowneyes! I'm Dana.

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lusciousmile
Espoo, Etela-Suomen Laani Finland

Posted: May 3, 2008, 10:39 PM CST

Funny thread!

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alabamabebe
Banks of the Warrior River, Alabama USA

Posted: May 3, 2008, 10:40 PM CST

prncss4someone wrote:

alright, I'll try to find the paint scraper again.........
will you plant a garden with me?

Only if we can plant you in it to use for fertilizer.

Do you like my calves? (Working our way up!)

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dcj22
Somewhere, Minnesota USA

Posted: May 3, 2008, 10:40 PM CST

prncss4someone wrote:

alright, I'll try to find the paint scraper again.........
will you plant a garden with me?

Sure, you'll make a great scarecrow.

Will you take me to Cancun?

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dcj22
Somewhere, Minnesota USA

Posted: May 3, 2008, 10:41 PM CST

lusciousmile wrote:

Funny thread!

Thank you, dear. We do our best. Are you going to play with us?

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prncss4someone
Hopeful, Michigan USA

Posted: May 3, 2008, 10:41 PM CST

lusciousmile wrote:

Funny thread!

run! very fast!!! save yourself!!!

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dcj22
Somewhere, Minnesota USA

Posted: May 3, 2008, 10:42 PM CST

prncss4someone wrote:

Yeh, I usually just start from the bottom and work my way up.........

how many fingers am I holding up right now?

all 3

Do you like my dress?

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alabamabebe
Banks of the Warrior River, Alabama USA

Posted: May 3, 2008, 10:42 PM CST

dcj22 wrote:

Hi Bev!!!!

Hi Dana, princess, new person with brown eyes. Welcome!

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dcj22
Somewhere, Minnesota USA

Posted: May 3, 2008, 10:42 PM CST

alabamabebe wrote:

Only if we can plant you in it to use for fertilizer.

Do you like my calves? (Working our way up!)

Did you have them transplanted from an elephant?

Do you think I'm strong?

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lusciousmile
Espoo, Etela-Suomen Laani Finland

Posted: May 3, 2008, 10:42 PM CST

dcj22 wrote:

Thank you, dear. We do our best. Are you going to play with us?

I'm not a retard!

Do you think my braids look wig-ish?

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prncss4someone
Hopeful, Michigan USA

Posted: May 3, 2008, 10:43 PM CST

alabamabebe wrote:

Only if we can plant you in it to use for fertilizer.

Do you like my calves? (Working our way up!)

I hate to tell you this honey, but your calves have matured to cows.....

will you curl my hair?

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