The Insult Chain Game

prncss4someone
Hopeful, Michigan USA

Posted: May 3, 2008, 11:49 PM CST

alabamabebe wrote:

Whichever one you're with that night.

Don't I have the cutest nose? (No more grand canyon remarks!)

yes Bev, you have the cutest nose....it's always cold and wet...

will you sing with me?

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reelman90
Lexington, Kentucky USA

Posted: May 3, 2008, 11:52 PM CST

prncss4someone wrote:

your mail order bride didn't come yet?

will you take me on a riverboat?

Only as a life raft!

Take walks in the moonlight with me?

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alabamabebe
Banks of the Warrior River, Alabama USA

Posted: May 3, 2008, 11:53 PM CST

reelman90 wrote:

Yes, would you rather have a pocket full of quarters or a nose full of pennies?

Let me kiss the back of your neck?

Yeah, at least that way I don't have to look at your face.

I never got an answer on the ear nibbling.

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prncss4someone
Hopeful, Michigan USA

Posted: May 3, 2008, 11:53 PM CST

reelman90 wrote:

Only as a life raft!

Take walks in the moonlight with me?

better than being seen with you in the daylight..........

would you hug me?

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alabamabebe
Banks of the Warrior River, Alabama USA

Posted: May 3, 2008, 11:56 PM CST

prncss4someone wrote:

better than being seen with you in the daylight..........

would you hug me?

Better than hugging a toilet, I guess.

Don't you think my eyes are the color of the sea?

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reelman90
Lexington, Kentucky USA

Posted: May 3, 2008, 11:56 PM CST

prncss4someone wrote:

better than being seen with you in the daylight..........

would you hug me?

Only if you shave that hairy chest!

Shave my head for me?

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prncss4someone
Hopeful, Michigan USA

Posted: May 3, 2008, 11:58 PM CST

reelman90 wrote:

Only if you shave that hairy chest!

Shave my head for me?

mother nature already took care of that for you..........

can I live with you?

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reelman90
Lexington, Kentucky USA

Posted: May 3, 2008, 11:59 PM CST

alabamabebe wrote:

Better than hugging a toilet, I guess.

Don't you think my eyes are the color of the sea?

Maybe Black, like the bottom of the sea!

Spank my A$$?

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prncss4someone
Hopeful, Michigan USA

Posted: May 3, 2008, 11:59 PM CST

alabamabebe wrote:

Better than hugging a toilet, I guess.

Don't you think my eyes are the color of the sea?

yes, after an ship carrying oil spilled into it..........

would you buy me something pretty?

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reelman90
Lexington, Kentucky USA

Posted: May 4, 2008, 12:00 AM CST

prncss4someone wrote:

mother nature already took care of that for you..........

can I live with you?

Yes, in the attic!

Can I kiss your whole body?

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dcj22
Somewhere, Minnesota USA

Posted: May 4, 2008, 12:03 AM CST

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alabamabebe
Banks of the Warrior River, Alabama USA

Posted: May 4, 2008, 12:03 AM CST

prncss4someone wrote:

yes, after an ship carrying oil spilled into it..........would you buy me something pretty?

Why would you want to do that, it wouldn't match anything else in your wardrobe.

Why doesn't anyone want to nibble my ears for chrissake!

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prncss4someone
Hopeful, Michigan USA

Posted: May 4, 2008, 12:03 AM CST

reelman90 wrote:

Yes, in the attic!

Can I kiss your whole body?

yes! after I'm dead.........

would you give me a cute name?

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dcj22
Somewhere, Minnesota USA

Posted: May 4, 2008, 12:04 AM CST

reelman90 wrote:

Yes, in the attic!

Can I kiss your whole body?

If you can afford me.

Do you want to make out at the drivein?

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prncss4someone
Hopeful, Michigan USA

Posted: May 4, 2008, 12:04 AM CST

alabamabebe wrote:

Why would you want to do that, it wouldn't match anything else in your wardrobe.

Why doesn't anyone want to nibble my ears for chrissake!

I don't like to nibble anything with snot hanging off of it............

will you go to dinner with me?

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dcj22
Somewhere, Minnesota USA

Posted: May 4, 2008, 12:04 AM CST

alabamabebe wrote:

Why would you want to do that, it wouldn't match anything else in your wardrobe.

Why doesn't anyone want to nibble my ears for chrissake!

Because they hang to your damn knees!

Buy me a pretty necklace?

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dcj22
Somewhere, Minnesota USA

Posted: May 4, 2008, 12:05 AM CST

prncss4someone wrote:

yes! after I'm dead.........

would you give me a cute name?

Sure, just like naming a dog.

Will you go to Europe with me?

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j_goose71
Over there USA

Posted: May 4, 2008, 12:06 AM CST

dcj22 wrote:

Because they hang to your damn knees!Buy me a pretty necklace?

Only a "pearl" one.

Or maybe a "Pearl" backpack.....

Loan me some cash?

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prncss4someone
Hopeful, Michigan USA

Posted: May 4, 2008, 12:07 AM CST

j_goose71 wrote:

Only a "pearl" one.

Or maybe a "Pearl" backpack.....
Loan me some cash?

no, quit smokin' what you are sellin'

do you think I'm pretty?

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reelman90
Lexington, Kentucky USA

Posted: May 4, 2008, 12:07 AM CST

dcj22 wrote:

If you can afford me.Do you want to make out at the drivein?

Only if it is closed...........

Make out in a tent?

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