The Insult Chain Game

j_goose71
Over there, Ohio USA

Posted: May 4, 2008, 12:27 AM CST

alabamabebe wrote:

As a whip. Have you ever seen a whip with a brain?Do I smell good?

Good, no. Strong, yes.

Can I borrow your car?

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dcj22
Manchester, Tennessee USA

Posted: May 4, 2008, 12:27 AM CST

alabamabebe wrote:

As a whip. Have you ever seen a whip with a brain?Do I smell good?

For a pig.

Do my glasses make me look smart?

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reelman90
Lexington, Kentucky USA

Posted: May 4, 2008, 12:28 AM CST

dcj22 wrote:

If you give me the money and you stay in the car.Are my eyebrows bushy?

Yes, they match your armpits.........

Go skinny dipping with me?

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j_goose71
Over there, Ohio USA

Posted: May 4, 2008, 12:29 AM CST

dcj22 wrote:

If you give me the money and you stay in the car.Are my eyebrows bushy?

Like a 70's porn.

Am I funny?

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j_goose71
Over there, Ohio USA

Posted: May 4, 2008, 12:29 AM CST

dcj22 wrote:

For a pig.Do my glasses make me look smart?

Nope. They make you look fat.

Am I too tall?

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dcj22
Manchester, Tennessee USA

Posted: May 4, 2008, 12:31 AM CST

reelman90 wrote:

Yes, they match your armpits.........

Go skinny dipping with me?

Don't you have to be skinny?

Go to the movie with me?

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dcj22
Manchester, Tennessee USA

Posted: May 4, 2008, 12:32 AM CST

j_goose71 wrote:

Nope. They make you look fat.

Am I too tall?

For a weasel.

Go for a walk with me?

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prncss4someone
Hopeful, Michigan USA

Posted: May 4, 2008, 12:32 AM CST

dcj22 wrote:

Don't you have to be skinny?Go to the movie with me?

sure, at least you get charged senior citizen price!

will you love me forever?

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reelman90
Lexington, Kentucky USA

Posted: May 4, 2008, 12:32 AM CST

dcj22 wrote:

Don't you have to be skinny?Go to the movie with me?

We'd better rent........

Wake me in the 'morn with a soft kiss?

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prncss4someone
Hopeful, Michigan USA

Posted: May 4, 2008, 12:33 AM CST

reelman90 wrote:

We'd better rent........

Wake me in the 'morn with a soft kiss?

butterfly kisses.............

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dcj22
Manchester, Tennessee USA

Posted: May 4, 2008, 12:33 AM CST

j_goose71 wrote:

Like a 70's porn.Am I funny?

To a first grader.

Am I too thin?

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reelman90
Lexington, Kentucky USA

Posted: May 4, 2008, 12:34 AM CST

prncss4someone wrote:

sure, at least you get charged senior citizen price!
will you love me forever?

As long as the social security holds out............

play strip poker with me?

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prncss4someone
Hopeful, Michigan USA

Posted: May 4, 2008, 12:34 AM CST

dcj22 wrote:

To a first grader.Am I too thin?

well, when you turn sideways I can't see you, so you decide...........

am I loveable?

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dcj22
Manchester, Tennessee USA

Posted: May 4, 2008, 12:35 AM CST

reelman90 wrote:

We'd better rent........

Wake me in the 'morn with a soft kiss?

I wouldn't be able to get past the wall of bad breath.

Make love with me all night?

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alabamabebe
Banks of the Warrior River, Alabama USA

Posted: May 4, 2008, 12:35 AM CST

reelman90 wrote:

We'd better rent........

Wake me in the 'morn with a soft kiss?

I'll wake you in the morn with a soft pillow, over your face. There, there, don't struggle, it'll be over soon.

Buy me a beer?

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prncss4someone
Hopeful, Michigan USA

Posted: May 4, 2008, 12:35 AM CST

reelman90 wrote:

As long as the social security holds out............play strip poker with me?

yes, as long as you promise to wear everything in your wardrobe..........

will you take a shower with me?

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dcj22
Manchester, Tennessee USA

Posted: May 4, 2008, 12:36 AM CST

prncss4someone wrote:

well, when you turn sideways I can't see you, so you decide...........
am I loveable?

Like a porcupine.

Go swimming with me?

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prncss4someone
Hopeful, Michigan USA

Posted: May 4, 2008, 12:36 AM CST

dcj22 wrote:

I wouldn't be able to get past the wall of bad breath.Make love with me all night?

can't, you chewed up my feeldoe last time.......

do you think I'm too sensitive?

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reelman90
Lexington, Kentucky USA

Posted: May 4, 2008, 12:37 AM CST

dcj22 wrote:

To a first grader.Am I too thin?

Not for an Andes chocolate........

Rub my thigh under the table at dinner?

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dcj22
Manchester, Tennessee USA

Posted: May 4, 2008, 12:37 AM CST

alabamabebe wrote:

I'll wake you in the morn with a soft pillow, over your face. There, there, don't struggle, it'll be over soon.

Buy me a beer?

A root beer, you're scary when you drink.

Go to the dog races with me?

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