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alabamabebe
Banks of the Warrior River, Alabama USA
Posted: May 4, 2008, 12:37 AM CST
prncss4someone wrote:
well, when you turn sideways I can't see you, so you decide...........
am I loveable?


Sure, everyone's lovable, to their mother.

Should I get a facelift?
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prncss4someone
Hopeful, Michigan USA
Posted: May 4, 2008, 12:37 AM CST
j_goose71 wrote:
Nope. They make you look fat.

Am I too tall?




clowns come in all sizes.........



will you still love me in the morning?
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j_goose71
Over there, Ohio USA
Posted: May 4, 2008, 12:38 AM CST
prncss4someone wrote:
clowns come in all sizes.........
will you still love me in the morning?


If you leaave right away...


Would you sleep with me?
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prncss4someone
Hopeful, Michigan USA
Posted: May 4, 2008, 12:38 AM CST
alabamabebe wrote:
Sure, everyone's lovable, to their mother.

Should I get a facelift?



you mean another one?rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing sticking out tongue




would you feed me sexy?
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reelman90
Lexington, Kentucky USA
Posted: May 4, 2008, 12:39 AM CST
prncss4someone wrote:
butterfly kisses.............



lips
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prncss4someone
Hopeful, Michigan USA
Posted: May 4, 2008, 12:39 AM CST
j_goose71 wrote:
If you leaave right away...Would you sleep with me?





if you promise to sleep.......no............not even then.........



would you roleplay with me?
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alabamabebe
Banks of the Warrior River, Alabama USA
Posted: May 4, 2008, 12:39 AM CST
dcj22 wrote:
A root beer, you're scary when you drink.Go to the dog races with me?


Only if you promise to win when I bet on you.

What color should I dye my hair?

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prncss4someone
Hopeful, Michigan USA
Posted: May 4, 2008, 12:40 AM CST
dcj22 wrote:
For a weasel.
Go for a walk with me?



lead the way........toward the edge of a cliff....




do you think I am boring?
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dcj22
Manchester, Tennessee USA
Posted: May 4, 2008, 12:40 AM CST
reelman90 wrote:
Not for an Andes chocolate........

Rub my thigh under the table at dinner?



I thought you wanted to cute waiter to rub your thigh.



Steal kisses in the moonlight?
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reelman90
Lexington, Kentucky USA
Posted: May 4, 2008, 12:42 AM CST
prncss4someone wrote:
if you promise to sleep.......no............not even then.........
would you roleplay with me?



Henry the VIII and one of his wives...........




Would you wear sexy lingerie for me?
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dcj22
Manchester, Tennessee USA
Posted: May 4, 2008, 12:42 AM CST
alabamabebe wrote:
Only if you promise to win when I bet on you.

What color should I dye my hair?



Can you dye wigs?


Should I get a boob job?
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alabamabebe
Banks of the Warrior River, Alabama USA
Posted: May 4, 2008, 12:42 AM CST
prncss4someone wrote:
if you promise to sleep.......no............not even then.........
would you roleplay with me?
Yeah, I'll pretend to like you, if you pretend to be human.


Which looks better, me or your pillow?
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dcj22
Manchester, Tennessee USA
Posted: May 4, 2008, 12:43 AM CST
prncss4someone wrote:
lead the way........toward the edge of a cliff....

do you think I am boring?



Hell no! rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing


What would you like for breakfast?
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prncss4someone
Hopeful, Michigan USA
Posted: May 4, 2008, 12:43 AM CST
alabamabebe wrote:
Only if you promise to win when I bet on you.

What color should I dye my hair?





it would still be frizzy, leave it, wear a scarf...........




would you go on a picnic with me?
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dcj22
Manchester, Tennessee USA
Posted: May 4, 2008, 12:44 AM CST
j_goose71 wrote:
If you leaave right away...Would you sleep with me?



No, but I'd take you to the vet and put you to sleep.



Do you think I'm strong?
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prncss4someone
Hopeful, Michigan USA
Posted: May 4, 2008, 12:44 AM CST
reelman90 wrote:
Henry the VIII and one of his wives...........

Would you wear sexy lingerie for me?





as long as you wash it after YOU wear it...........




do you need me ?
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alabamabebe
Banks of the Warrior River, Alabama USA
Posted: May 4, 2008, 12:45 AM CST
dcj22 wrote:
I thought you wanted to cute waiter to rub your thigh.
Steal kisses in the moonlight?
Do you have a brother? Then maybe with one of his friends.

Would you tease me or please me?
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prncss4someone
Hopeful, Michigan USA
Posted: May 4, 2008, 12:46 AM CST
alabamabebe wrote:
Yeah, I'll pretend to like you, if you pretend to be human. Which looks better, me or your pillow?




well......hmmm my pillow and your face are both puffy......too close to call...........




would you take me to a dance?
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prncss4someone
Hopeful, Michigan USA
Posted: May 4, 2008, 12:46 AM CST
dcj22 wrote:
No, but I'd take you to the vet and put you to sleep.
Do you think I'm strong?



yes, but after awhile, my nose goes numb...........





would you buy me perfume?
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alabamabebe
Banks of the Warrior River, Alabama USA
Posted: May 4, 2008, 12:47 AM CST
dcj22 wrote:
Can you dye wigs?Should I get a boob job?
Well yeah, what did you thing I was talking about?

Do they make implants big enough to do you any good?

Should I get contacts?

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