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***I Need A Hungry Woman To Eat Me***

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vonney
Dublin, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Apr 30, 2008, 2:20 PM CST
martyg wrote:
I like a bright woman...I wonder what taste buds we have in common


hmmmm and I wonder how we cold find out hmmm
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vonney
Dublin, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Apr 30, 2008, 2:21 PM CST
could frustrated
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kissmedeeply
Asheville, North Carolina, North Carolina USA
Posted: Apr 30, 2008, 2:24 PM CST
martyg wrote:
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A stick of rock candy all the way from Ireland
dropping jaw giggle
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martyg
Dublin/Kildare, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Apr 30, 2008, 2:25 PM CST
vonney wrote:
hmmmm and I wonder how we cold find out



laugh Silly question!!laugh but i will answer it anywaylaugh


Just open your mouth, Close your eyes, Stick out your tongue and say awh...haw..haw...oooohhh..yum yum...rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing grin
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vonney
Dublin, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Apr 30, 2008, 2:27 PM CST
martyg wrote:
Silly question!! but i will answer it anyway Just open your mouth, Close your eyes, Stick out your tongue and say awh...haw..haw...oooohhh..yum yum...


oh god no I never close my eyes when I open my mouth....


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martyg
Dublin/Kildare, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Apr 30, 2008, 2:30 PM CST
vonney wrote:
oh god no I never close my eyes when I open my mouth....



Well...Then you will never find out what god will send ya..grin laugh hug
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vonney
Dublin, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Apr 30, 2008, 2:31 PM CST
martyg wrote:
Well...Then you will never find out what god will send ya..



But I like to see what he might send me
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nursee1
collins, Mississippi USA
Posted: Apr 30, 2008, 2:34 PM CST
martyg wrote:
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A stick of rock candy all the way from Ireland


Mmmmmm1 i love rock candy just never had any from ireland.
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martyg
Dublin/Kildare, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Apr 30, 2008, 2:36 PM CST
nursee1 wrote:
Mmmmmm1 i love rock candy just never had any from ireland.



Name your portion size and i will try get it to you asap..hug
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RobbieM
Hertford, Hertfordshire, England UK
Posted: Apr 30, 2008, 2:39 PM CST
Shit Marty, for a minute there i thought you'd turned canniballaugh
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nursee1
collins, Mississippi USA
Posted: Apr 30, 2008, 2:39 PM CST
martyg wrote:
Name your portion size and i will try get it to you asap..



its not the portion size that matters it just depends on how it taste. lol
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martyg
Dublin/Kildare, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Apr 30, 2008, 2:45 PM CST
nursee1 wrote:
its not the portion size that matters it just depends on how it taste. lol



wow! Will deliver this one personally thenwow! hug
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martyg
Dublin/Kildare, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Apr 30, 2008, 2:46 PM CST
RobbieM wrote:
Shit Marty, for a minute there i thought you'd turned cannibal



I am not far from it Robthumbs up

Damn dry spellsD'oh!
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nursee1
collins, Mississippi USA
Posted: Apr 30, 2008, 2:48 PM CST
martyg wrote:
Will deliver this one personally then



CANT WAIT!!!grin
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martyg
Dublin/Kildare, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Apr 30, 2008, 2:57 PM CST
nursee1 wrote:
CANT WAIT!!!




Nor can i...dancing elephant
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Imasquirly1
Pontoon Beach, Illinois USA
Posted: Apr 30, 2008, 3:01 PM CST
diogenes wrote:
I know a girl that can suck a Taxi Driver through Immigration.....


Now there is someone you should met up with Marty....rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

of course....you might have to buy a larger support after she is done with you....rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing blushing
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martyg
Dublin/Kildare, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Apr 30, 2008, 3:53 PM CST
Imasquirly1 wrote:
Now there is someone you should met up with Marty....

of course....you might have to buy a larger support after she is done with you....



Are you saying that i cant hold my own??sticking out tongue
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Scottishlass
Knoxville, Tennessee USA
Posted: Apr 30, 2008, 3:55 PM CST
martyg wrote:
I am a little starved for some affection at present,,

So going by the wonderful recommendation of my good friend Joanne,

I have decided ask in order to find out if there are any hungry women out there

Maybe we could eat together
starvin'
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martyg
Dublin/Kildare, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Apr 30, 2008, 3:57 PM CST
Scottishlass wrote:
starvin'



Its time we all had some i thinkgrin
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lusciousmile
Espoo, Etela-Suomen Laani Finland
Posted: Apr 30, 2008, 4:38 PM CST
Did you take a bath, Marty? rolling eyes
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