Posted: Apr 30, 2008, 9:10 PM CST
A traveling salesman traveling through Tennesee sees a sign posted, "FOR SALE, TALKING DOG".
Curious, he follows the dirt road to an old farm house where he encounters an old farmer and inquires about the talking dog.
Farmner directs him to the dog, where upon the salesman asks the dog, a Black Labrador Retriever, "Is it true you can talk"?
"Sure", the dog replies. "Served alot of time in the military as a spy because no one suspected a dog could talk so people would speak freely around me". "Worked alot undercover for the CIA, secret missions and all, and now I am retired, and quite bored".
Wow, the salesman is ecstatic! Runs to the farmer and inquires about the price. The farmer replies "oh, I'll take $10.00 dollars for him, he is really quite old now".
"But" says the salesman, "How can you sell such an important dog that was a secret spy for the"CIA"?
"Because" says the farmer, "The dogs a liar, he ain't never done any of that sh_t"!