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Things That are Difficult to Say When You're Drunk

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Things That are Difficult to Say When You're Drunk

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desmond
kissimmee, Florida USA
Posted: Apr 30, 2008, 9:57 PM CST


THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:
Indubitably
Innovative
Preliminary
Cinnamon

THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:
Specificity
British
Constitution
Passive-aggressive disorder
Loquacious
Transubstantiate

THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:
Thanks, but I don't want to have sex
Nope, no more booze for me
Sorry, but you're not really my type
Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight
Oh, I just couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing


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charliez26
Sebring, Florida USA
Posted: Apr 30, 2008, 10:50 PM CST
i remeber what we did last night !
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mastic55
Long Island, New York USA
Posted: Apr 30, 2008, 10:57 PM CST
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing They are all good
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Zeloniy
Richmond, Virginia USA
Posted: Apr 30, 2008, 10:59 PM CST
desmond wrote:

THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:
Thanks, but I don't want to have sex
uh oh! sigh No one have to know this ok?


sticking out tongue laugh
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IMmeURyou
De Pere, Wisconsin USA
Posted: Apr 30, 2008, 11:01 PM CST
astrological
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nursee1
collins, Mississippi USA
Posted: Apr 30, 2008, 11:06 PM CST



GOOD MORNING I DIDNT SEE THAT GOLD BAND LAST NIGHT!
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Zarah
dublin, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Apr 30, 2008, 11:13 PM CST
You're ugly..
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charliez26
Sebring, Florida USA
Posted: Apr 30, 2008, 11:13 PM CST
nursee1 wrote:
GOOD MORNING I DIDNT SEE THAT GOLD BAND LAST NIGHT!
yea i feel ya!rolling on the floor laughing
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desmond
kissimmee, Florida USA
Posted: Apr 30, 2008, 11:15 PM CST
Zarah wrote:
You're ugly..



I could never say that about you even if I never had a drink beautiful

grin grin
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nursee1
collins, Mississippi USA
Posted: Apr 30, 2008, 11:17 PM CST




DID WE HAVE SEX LAST NIGHT!
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desmond
kissimmee, Florida USA
Posted: Apr 30, 2008, 11:19 PM CST
nursee1 wrote:
DID WE HAVE SEX LAST NIGHT!


If we did we will still be having sex devil devil one night will never be enough
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nursee1
collins, Mississippi USA
Posted: Apr 30, 2008, 11:20 PM CST
desmond wrote:
If we did we will still be having sex one night will never be enough



OH REALLY NOW DES?
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desmond
kissimmee, Florida USA
Posted: Apr 30, 2008, 11:21 PM CST
nursee1 wrote:
OH REALLY NOW DES?



god yes neither one of us will be here tohight we still be sweating

devil devil devil devil devil
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nursee1
collins, Mississippi USA
Posted: Apr 30, 2008, 11:23 PM CST
desmond wrote:
god yes neither one of us will be here tohight we still be sweating




LOL!!!!!grin grin
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nursee1
collins, Mississippi USA
Posted: Apr 30, 2008, 11:25 PM CST


hi there IMmeURyou. hows it goin?
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IMmeURyou
De Pere, Wisconsin USA
Posted: Apr 30, 2008, 11:50 PM CST
I'm ok

And you?
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hevnsnt
Fremont Area, Ohio USA
Posted: Apr 30, 2008, 11:54 PM CST
LOL, hon, you forgot...
Good evening officer. rolling on the floor laughing
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desmond
kissimmee, Florida USA
Posted: Apr 30, 2008, 11:57 PM CST
hevnsnt wrote:
LOL, hon, you forgot...
Good evening officer.


how are you beautiful missed you baby hug hug lips
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hevnsnt
Fremont Area, Ohio USA
Posted: May 1, 2008, 12:08 AM CST
desmond wrote:
how are you beautiful missed you baby


Hiya Des. Missed you too sweety! How you doing?teddy bear
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