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After Sex Comments by Astrological Sign of the Zodiac




Scottishlass
Knoxville, Tennessee USA
Posted: May 1, 2008, 7:03 AM CST
Does the following sound familiar? If you find yourself making the same comment over and over, vow to get more original. This list may also be helpful if the person, whose head is on the other pillow (or wherever...), is someone you don't know very well -- maybe you can get a clue as to his/her astrology sign.

Aries: "Okay, let's do it again! ... my way!"

Taurus: "I'm hungry--pass the pizza."

Gemini: "Have you seen the remote?"

Cancer: "When are we getting married?"

Leo: "Wasn't I fantastic?"

Virgo: "I need to wash the sheets."

Libra: "I liked it if you liked it."

Scorpio: "Perhaps I should untie you."

Sagittarius: "Don't call me--I'll call you."

Capricorn: "Do you have a business card?"

Aquarius: "Now let's try it with our clothes off!"

Pisces: "What did you say your name was again?"

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Claayer
Wild Wild South West, Cornwall, England UK
Posted: May 1, 2008, 7:04 AM CST
Taurus: "I'm hungry--pass the pizza."

Oh yeah.. thats me. laugh



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Zarah
dublin, Dublin Ireland
Posted: May 1, 2008, 7:06 AM CST
Libra..I liked it if you liked it...yes we are known to please the other person before ourselves...and procrastinators
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oslojente
Olso Norway
Posted: May 1, 2008, 7:08 AM CST
Gemini: "Have you seen the remote?"


laugh rolling on the floor laughing laugh
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vonney
Dublin, Dublin Ireland
Posted: May 1, 2008, 7:08 AM CST
Scottishlass wrote:
Does the following sound familiar? If you find yourself making the same comment over and over, vow to get more original. This list may also be helpful if the person, whose head is on the other pillow (or wherever...), is someone you don't know very well -- maybe you can get a clue as to his/her astrology sign.

Aries: "Okay, let's do it again! ... my way!"

Taurus: "I'm hungry--pass the pizza."

Gemini: "Have you seen the remote?"

Cancer: "When are we getting married?"

Leo: "Wasn't I fantastic?"

Virgo: "I need to wash the sheets."

Libra: "I liked it if you liked it."

Scorpio: "Perhaps I should untie you."
Sagittarius: "Don't call me--I'll call you."

Capricorn: "Do you have a business card?"

Aquarius: "Now let's try it with our clothes off!"

Pisces: "What did you say your name was again?"





lol who has been talking

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Bowie
winter haven, Florida USA
Posted: May 1, 2008, 8:05 AM CST

now let's try it with our clothes off laugh
yeah, I'm always UP for something new laugh
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StressFree
small city, Kalmar Sweden
Posted: May 1, 2008, 8:14 AM CST

Aquarius: "Now let's try it with our clothes off!"


If this is a reference to a quicky in some public place where a skirt was simply lifted, then yes...I can relate....
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sassylady27
new holland, Pennsylvania USA
Posted: May 1, 2008, 8:34 AM CST



Virgo, i just dont want the wet spotrolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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opalbeauty
Worcester County USA
Posted: May 1, 2008, 8:35 AM CST
StressFree wrote:
Aquarius: "Now let's try it with our clothes off!" If this is a reference to a quicky in some public place where a skirt was simply lifted, then yes...I can relate....


Oh come on sweetie, you know you like to talk....grin
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Zellarrone1
Hull, Humberside, England UK
Posted: May 1, 2008, 4:18 PM CST
Aries: "Okay, let's do it again! ... my way!"
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dcj22
Somewhere, Minnesota USA
Posted: May 1, 2008, 4:25 PM CST
Sagittarius: "Don't call me--I'll call you." rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing I love it.


Any Scorpios around? batting eyelashes laugh
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vonney
Dublin, Dublin Ireland
Posted: May 1, 2008, 4:31 PM CST
dcj22 wrote:
Sagittarius: "Don't call me--I'll call you." I love it.Any Scorpios around?


yes

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but I doubt you meant females lol
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dcj22
Somewhere, Minnesota USA
Posted: May 1, 2008, 4:34 PM CST
vonney wrote:
yes



but I doubt you meant females lol




rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing


Sorry, Vonney. I think we'd be dangerous! sticking out tongue laugh
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vonney
Dublin, Dublin Ireland
Posted: May 1, 2008, 4:35 PM CST
dcj22 wrote:
Sorry, Vonney. I think we'd be dangerous!




Am sure your right hun

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Islander2
Guernsey, Guernsey, Channel Islands UK
Posted: May 1, 2008, 5:02 PM CST

Aries: "Okay, let's do it again! ... my way!"

True, true, but any other way you can think of will be considered devil devil


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morganlee
Qawra, Majjistral Malta
Posted: May 1, 2008, 5:04 PM CST
Scorpio.... 'Perhaps i should untie you '


Not for while !!
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constanza
Los Angeles, California USA
Posted: May 1, 2008, 5:07 PM CST


I liked Aquarius....laugh and Sag
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vonney
Dublin, Dublin Ireland
Posted: May 1, 2008, 5:08 PM CST
morganlee wrote:
Scorpio.... 'Perhaps i should untie you 'Not for while !!


hey you and me are the same sign hun


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dillydally
behind the big green fields , Strathclyde, Scotland UK
Posted: May 1, 2008, 5:11 PM CST
[quote=Scottishlass]

Sagittarius: "Don't call me--I'll call you."

hell this is just to close for comfort rolling on the floor laughing
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diogenes
Longview, Texas USA
Posted: May 1, 2008, 5:17 PM CST
Scottishlass in Foxville wrote:
Virgo: "I need to wash the sheets."


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