Paying for your sins.

gentlepaws
Any town, Ontario Canada

Posted: May 1, 2008, 5:06 PM CST

When you're born, a certain amount of money is placed in a heavenly account. When you sin, a certain amount is taken from your account, as in; telling a lie, .25 cents. Cheating on your partner, .80 cents. Masturbation, .50 cents. I had a dream the other night that I died and was refused entrance to heaven. I was short 50 cents.

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vonney
Dublin, Dublin Ireland

Posted: May 1, 2008, 5:16 PM CST

gentlepaws wrote:

When you're born, a certain amount of money is placed in a heavenly account. When you sin, a certain amount is taken from your account, as in; telling a lie, .25 cents. Cheating on your partner, .80 cents. Masturbation, .50 cents. I had a dream the other night that I died and was refused entrance to heaven. I was short 50 cents.

Not at all, am sure they will be giving you a refund hun

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gentlepaws
Any town, Ontario Canada

Posted: May 1, 2008, 5:20 PM CST

vonney wrote:

Not at all, am sure they will be giving you a refund hun

Don't think so, I'm even overdrawn on the Karma bank by about 4 lifetimes.

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vonney
Dublin, Dublin Ireland

Posted: May 1, 2008, 5:21 PM CST

gentlepaws wrote:

Don't think so, I'm even overdrawn on the Karma bank by about 4 lifetimes.

ah sure lifes for living hun not for saving your cents lol

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diogenes
Longview, Texas USA

Posted: May 1, 2008, 5:22 PM CST

gentlepaws wrote:

Masturbation, .50 cents.

I was probably bankrupt before age 15

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gentlepaws
Any town, Ontario Canada

Posted: May 1, 2008, 5:24 PM CST

diogenes wrote:

I was probably bankrupt before age 15

But it was for a good cause.

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diogenes
Longview, Texas USA

Posted: May 1, 2008, 5:26 PM CST

I used to be afraid that men were only allotted a certain amount of semen, and that I wouldn't be able to have children....But not afraid enough to quit.

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Lonely_SI_EMT
staten island, New York USA

Posted: May 1, 2008, 5:26 PM CST

umm we are all bankrupt and hell bound

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gentlepaws
Any town, Ontario Canada

Posted: May 1, 2008, 5:27 PM CST

diogenes wrote:

I was probably bankrupt before age 15

Ah ! To be 15 again, with that copy of Playboy that you found in your dad's sock drawer.

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vonney
Dublin, Dublin Ireland

Posted: May 1, 2008, 5:27 PM CST

diogenes wrote:

I used to be afraid that men were only allotted a certain amount of semen, and that I wouldn't be able to have children....But not afraid enough to quit.

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Conrad73
Lonesome Town Zurich , Zrich Switzerland

Posted: May 1, 2008, 5:36 PM CST

Well,aren't we all:

Whiskey Bent and Hell Bound

Hank Williams Jr.

I've got a good woman at home, who thinks I do no wrong
But sometimes Lord she just ain't always around
And you know that's when I fall, I can't help myself at all
And I get whiskey bent and hell bound

Play me some songs about a ramblin' man, put a cold one in my hand
'Cause you know I love to hear those guitar sounds
Don't you play 'I'm So Lonesome I Could Cry'
'Cause I'll get all balled up inside
And I'll get whiskey bent and hell bound

Sure enough about closing time, 'bout stoned out of my mind
And I end up with some honky tonk special I found
Just as sure as the morning sun comes thinking of my sweet girl at home
And I need to get whiskey bent and hell bound

Play me some songs about a ramblin' man put old Jim Beam in my hand
'Cause you know I still love to get drunk and hear country sounds
But don't you play 'Your Cheatin' Heart'
That'll tear me all apart
I'll get whiskey bent and hell bound

Yeah, old Hank's songs always make me feel low down

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KrazieStill
Bristol, Connecticut USA

Posted: May 1, 2008, 6:00 PM CST

Hey Leo. The things that pour out of your brain.

Happy almost FRIDAY my friend.

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gentlepaws
Any town, Ontario Canada

Posted: May 1, 2008, 6:02 PM CST

"Happy almost FRIDAY my friend".

And to you as well my friend.

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shipoker55
St. Petersburg, Florida USA

Posted: May 1, 2008, 6:02 PM CST

gentlepaws wrote:

Don't think so, I'm even overdrawn on the Karma bank by about 4 lifetimes.

Me too, Paws, me too

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HealthyLiving
Sulphur, Oklahoma USA

Posted: May 1, 2008, 6:06 PM CST

Awww... Don't sweat the small stuff...

Jesus paid the tab!!!

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gentlepaws
Any town, Ontario Canada

Posted: May 1, 2008, 6:06 PM CST

shipoker55 wrote:

Me too, Paws, me too

A few more times around can't be all that bad, can it ?

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dcj22
Somewhere, South Dakota USA

Posted: May 1, 2008, 6:15 PM CST

gentlepaws wrote:

Ah ! To be 15 again, with that copy of Playboy that you found in your dad's sock drawer.

When we moved once I found a stack of playboys and condoms in my closet that my brother had hidden there. He laughed and said he knew mom and dad would never look in my closet.

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gentlepaws
Any town, Ontario Canada

Posted: May 1, 2008, 6:17 PM CST

dcj22 wrote:

When we moved once I found a stack of playboys and condoms in my closet that my brother had hidden there. He laughed and said he knew mom and dad would never look in my closet.

Now everyone is going to look in their daughter's closet.......

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dcj22
Somewhere, South Dakota USA

Posted: May 1, 2008, 6:20 PM CST

gentlepaws wrote:

Now everyone is going to look in their daughter's closet.......

Oops.

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gentlepaws
Any town, Ontario Canada

Posted: May 1, 2008, 6:21 PM CST

Can you loan me .50 cents ?

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