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Paying for your sins.

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gentlepaws
Any town, Ontario Canada
Posted: May 1, 2008, 5:06 PM CST
When you're born, a certain amount of money is placed in a heavenly account. When you sin, a certain amount is taken from your account, as in; telling a lie, .25 cents. Cheating on your partner, .80 cents. Masturbation, .50 cents. I had a dream the other night that I died and was refused entrance to heaven. I was short 50 cents.
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vonney
Dublin, Dublin Ireland
Posted: May 1, 2008, 5:16 PM CST
gentlepaws wrote:
When you're born, a certain amount of money is placed in a heavenly account. When you sin, a certain amount is taken from your account, as in; telling a lie, .25 cents. Cheating on your partner, .80 cents. Masturbation, .50 cents. I had a dream the other night that I died and was refused entrance to heaven. I was short 50 cents.


Not at all, am sure they will be giving you a refund hun
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gentlepaws
Any town, Ontario Canada
Posted: May 1, 2008, 5:20 PM CST
vonney wrote:
Not at all, am sure they will be giving you a refund hun


Don't think so, I'm even overdrawn on the Karma bank by about 4 lifetimes.
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vonney
Dublin, Dublin Ireland
Posted: May 1, 2008, 5:21 PM CST
gentlepaws wrote:
Don't think so, I'm even overdrawn on the Karma bank by about 4 lifetimes.




ah sure lifes for living hun not for saving your cents lol
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diogenes
Longview, Texas USA
Posted: May 1, 2008, 5:22 PM CST
gentlepaws wrote:
Masturbation, .50 cents.


I was probably bankrupt before age 15dunno
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gentlepaws
Any town, Ontario Canada
Posted: May 1, 2008, 5:24 PM CST
diogenes wrote:
I was probably bankrupt before age 15


But it was for a good cause.
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diogenes
Longview, Texas USA
Posted: May 1, 2008, 5:26 PM CST
I used to be afraid that men were only allotted a certain amount of semen, and that I wouldn't be able to have children....But not afraid enough to quit. dunno
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Lonely_SI_EMT
staten island, New York USA
Posted: May 1, 2008, 5:26 PM CST
umm we are all bankrupt and hell bound devil
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gentlepaws
Any town, Ontario Canada
Posted: May 1, 2008, 5:27 PM CST
diogenes wrote:
I was probably bankrupt before age 15


Ah ! To be 15 again, with that copy of Playboy that you found in your dad's sock drawer.
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vonney
Dublin, Dublin Ireland
Posted: May 1, 2008, 5:27 PM CST
diogenes wrote:
I used to be afraid that men were only allotted a certain amount of semen, and that I wouldn't be able to have children....But not afraid enough to quit.



rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Conrad73
Lonesome Town Zurich , Zrich Switzerland
Posted: May 1, 2008, 5:36 PM CST
Well,aren't we all:


Whiskey Bent and Hell Bound


Hank Williams Jr.

I've got a good woman at home, who thinks I do no wrong
But sometimes Lord she just ain't always around
And you know that's when I fall, I can't help myself at all
And I get whiskey bent and hell bound

Play me some songs about a ramblin' man, put a cold one in my hand
'Cause you know I love to hear those guitar sounds
Don't you play 'I'm So Lonesome I Could Cry'
'Cause I'll get all balled up inside
And I'll get whiskey bent and hell bound

Sure enough about closing time, 'bout stoned out of my mind
And I end up with some honky tonk special I found
Just as sure as the morning sun comes thinking of my sweet girl at home
And I need to get whiskey bent and hell bound

Play me some songs about a ramblin' man put old Jim Beam in my hand
'Cause you know I still love to get drunk and hear country sounds
But don't you play 'Your Cheatin' Heart'
That'll tear me all apart
I'll get whiskey bent and hell bound





Yeah, old Hank's songs always make me feel low down
grin blues cool
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KrazieStill
Bristol, Connecticut USA
Posted: May 1, 2008, 6:00 PM CST
Hey Leo. The things that pour out of your brain.

Happy almost FRIDAY my friend.
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gentlepaws
Any town, Ontario Canada
Posted: May 1, 2008, 6:02 PM CST
"Happy almost FRIDAY my friend".

And to you as well my friend.
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shipoker55
St. Petersburg, Florida USA
Posted: May 1, 2008, 6:02 PM CST
gentlepaws wrote:
Don't think so, I'm even overdrawn on the Karma bank by about 4 lifetimes.



Me too, Paws, me too
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Posted: May 1, 2008, 6:06 PM CST
Awww... Don't sweat the small stuff...

Jesus paid the tab!!! professor
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gentlepaws
Any town, Ontario Canada
Posted: May 1, 2008, 6:06 PM CST
shipoker55 wrote:
Me too, Paws, me too


A few more times around can't be all that bad, can it ?
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dcj22
Somewhere, South Dakota USA
Posted: May 1, 2008, 6:15 PM CST
gentlepaws wrote:
Ah ! To be 15 again, with that copy of Playboy that you found in your dad's sock drawer.



When we moved once I found a stack of playboys and condoms in my closet that my brother had hidden there. He laughed and said he knew mom and dad would never look in my closet. laugh
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gentlepaws
Any town, Ontario Canada
Posted: May 1, 2008, 6:17 PM CST
dcj22 wrote:
When we moved once I found a stack of playboys and condoms in my closet that my brother had hidden there. He laughed and said he knew mom and dad would never look in my closet.


Now everyone is going to look in their daughter's closet.......
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dcj22
Somewhere, South Dakota USA
Posted: May 1, 2008, 6:20 PM CST
gentlepaws wrote:
Now everyone is going to look in their daughter's closet.......



Oops. laugh
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gentlepaws
Any town, Ontario Canada
Posted: May 1, 2008, 6:21 PM CST
Can you loan me .50 cents ?
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