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I cut my worm with the lawn mower!

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I cut my worm with the lawn mower!

Posted: May 1, 2008, 7:15 PM CST
My worm was laying down on the ground. I pushed my lawn mower right over the top of it. I didn't really think it was in the way or I would have stuck it in my pocket. My poor worm was laying there bleeding and two blue jays took their two peckers and grab one piece each and started fighting. Next a Robin tried to grab the other peice. My poor worm will never be the same. Guys be careful when mowing or you will have a sad looking worm just like me.crying
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sxc666
Central Coast, New South Wales Australia
Posted: May 1, 2008, 7:16 PM CST

And what type of worm are we talking about here?laugh help
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StressFree
small city, Kalmar Sweden
Posted: May 1, 2008, 7:16 PM CST
Are you that hung?dropping jaw be sure to not be naked when you cut your grass.....
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Posted: May 1, 2008, 7:18 PM CST
sxc666 wrote:
And what type of worm are we talking about here?


It was my night crawler!
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Posted: May 1, 2008, 7:20 PM CST
StressFree wrote:
Are you that hung? be sure to not be naked when you cut your grass.....


I had shorts on! But before I knew it....my worm was mangled!
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sxc666
Central Coast, New South Wales Australia
Posted: May 1, 2008, 7:20 PM CST
RillyNiceGuy wrote:
It was my night crawler!


Yeah you have to watch those night crawlers, they sneak up on you trying to find a hole to dive in.
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StressFree
small city, Kalmar Sweden
Posted: May 1, 2008, 7:21 PM CST
RillyNiceGuy wrote:
I had shorts on! But before I knew it....my worm was mangled!


pics?
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Posted: May 1, 2008, 7:22 PM CST
sxc666 wrote:
Yeah you have to watch those night crawlers, they sneak up on you trying to find a hole to dive in.




They will do that!
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Posted: May 1, 2008, 7:23 PM CST
StressFree wrote:
pics?




Them birds is gone by now!
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mastic55
Long Island, New York USA
Posted: May 1, 2008, 7:45 PM CST
RillyNiceGuy wrote:
Them birds is gone by now!
Were them bird's swallows ? rolling on the floor laughing
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sxc666
Central Coast, New South Wales Australia
Posted: May 1, 2008, 7:46 PM CST
mastic55 wrote:
Were them bird's swallows ?


rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing that was a pisser rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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mastic55
Long Island, New York USA
Posted: May 1, 2008, 7:49 PM CST
sxc666 wrote:
that was a pisser
It was right before he cut itrolling on the floor laughing thumbs up
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mastic55
Long Island, New York USA
Posted: May 1, 2008, 7:58 PM CST
You cut your worm and the D.C madam hung herself....I see this now on yahoo news" Woman convicted of running D.C. prostitution ring found dead"
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mastic55
Long Island, New York USA
Posted: May 1, 2008, 8:01 PM CST
mastic55 wrote:
You cut your worm and the D.C madam hung herself....I see this now on yahoo news" Woman convicted of running D.C. prostitution ring found dead"
and they found her in a shad were they keep the mowers. confused what's up with that...dunno rolling on the floor laughing
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loves2steppin
Concord, New Hampshire USA
Posted: May 1, 2008, 10:40 PM CST
OMG!!!!!!!! you guys are cracking me up!rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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constanza
Los Angeles, California USA
Posted: May 1, 2008, 10:52 PM CST
RillyNiceGuy wrote:
My worm was laying down on the ground. I pushed my lawn mower right over the top of it. I didn't really think it was in the way or I would have stuck it in my pocket. My poor worm was laying there bleeding and two blue jays took their two peckers and grab one piece each and started fighting. Next a Robin tried to grab the other peice. My poor worm will never be the same. Guys be careful when mowing or you will have a sad looking worm just like me.



worms don't bleed wink
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mbcasey
North Myrtle Beach, South Carolina USA
Posted: May 1, 2008, 10:53 PM CST
I am confused...the DC madam hung a worm?confused
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mastic55
Long Island, New York USA
Posted: May 1, 2008, 10:54 PM CST
constanza wrote:
worms don't bleed
I knew it, must have been an electrical eel.rolling on the floor laughing
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constanza
Los Angeles, California USA
Posted: May 1, 2008, 10:57 PM CST
mastic55 wrote:
I knew it, must have been an electrical eel.


that splains the fushizzled hairdo Ricky
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loves2steppin
Concord, New Hampshire USA
Posted: May 1, 2008, 10:57 PM CST
<<<<<< going outside to look for a worm........

mrs. bobbit move over........I gotta see if it will bleed........rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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