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For all of you with sons, grandsons, or who just love the things
little kids say ~ a reminder that adult words are often taken
literally...



Circumcised (this is priceless!)



A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of the class was squirming
around, scratching his crotch, and not paying attention. She went
back to find out what was going on. He was quite embarrassed and
whispered that he had just recently been circumcised and he was
quite itchy.



The teacher told him to go down to the principal's
office. He was to telephone his mother and ask her what he should do
about it. He did and returned to his class. Suddenly, there was a
commotion at the back of the room. She went back to investigate only
to find him sitting at his desk with his 'private part' hanging out.



'I thought I told you to call your mom!' she said. 'I did,' he
said, 'And she told me that if I could stick it out till noon, she'd
come and pick me up from school.

LOL too funny, I can imagine it happening too!!

Love it

Joking apart......

Had to go throu something of this nature when 12, since it was clinically necessary for me to be 'done'.....

And believe me, it ain't fun trying to explain when asked out loud by the teacher why I had been away from school for a week in front of a full class......

At 12, it was an extremely embarrassing situation to find myself in. Having to explain to a whole calss that u had a piece of skin taken off your willy and why ain't no joke believe me......

No regrets thou, muchmore hygienic this way...

Did it at 20...was no fun then. Esp with morning wood!!

Plus they didn't a very good job!!


BUT THE JOKE WAS TOO FUNNY

Funny joke

Glad I was circumcised at birth....no hood here....just cleanness....

UUuuuuuuuuu....at 20!!!!!!!




Sympathy my friend, was bad enough at 12....and thank god, they did a very good job here...

Mine was done at birth. I dont recomend watching them do it to your new born son. It hurt me just watching them do it to my son....

My 2 boys are not circumsized..and they dont want it done..will be their choice if they decide to have it done..they said to me they usually wont do it unless it for health reasons

Not always health reasons, could be just pure necessity as was in my case.

Would have had problems later since the skin had too small an opening, soooo in later years, when hormones start taking over.......u get the gist?


oooooooooo...ouch sort of....

So had to have it done. Not always a choice. Still, no regrets..

Nope i dont have a Penis..but my boys will make that decision on their own...and my 18 year old said no way..no how..so maybe he will change his mind and maybe he wont...

... Sounds familiar.......but really funny.............thanks for posting