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IMmeURyou
De Pere, Wisconsin USA
Posted: May 3, 2008, 3:19 AM CST
Portiea wrote:
If men ruled the world.
Men do rule the world. Where've you been?


Agreed. The question should be "if women ruled the world" fat, rich, white men do rule the world.
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Zarah
dublin, Dublin Ireland
Posted: May 3, 2008, 3:24 AM CST
Zarah wrote:
If men ruled the world...
We would all have to pay them for sex...
Only women would work...
Nagging would be a capital offence
We would pay for dinner always...
We would never ever touch the remote..and they would come in super sizes...
Oral sex would be a form of introduction..
Only men would own credit cards...


And we would all have a flat head to support their beers...carry their six packs and turn into a roast beef sandwich at midnight...
Farting and playing dutch ovens would become a mating ritual...
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friendsfirst
Burbank, Illinois USA
Posted: May 3, 2008, 3:34 AM CST
After a baby is born, men would take a six-week paternity leave to wait on their wives hand and foot.

AGAIN! Already done in some cases.sticking out tongue
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friendsfirst
Burbank, Illinois USA
Posted: May 3, 2008, 3:40 AM CST
IMmeURyou wrote:
Agreed. The question should be "if women ruled the world" fat, rich, white men do rule the world.


I think that this thread has been invaded by men wannabees.

Ohhh,,i'm askin for it now.
Here they come. rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Portiea
Konstanz, Baden-Wuerttemberg Germany
Posted: May 4, 2008, 1:23 AM CST
IMmeURyou wrote:
Agreed. The question should be "if women ruled the world" fat, rich, white men do rule the world.


So true. Of course this thread is only meant for fun. But it is true: rich white men do rule the world--doubt if they are all fat, perhaps metaphorically but not literally? Fat heads, fat wallets? laugh
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kidatheart
Southern BC/Lamont, Alberta Canada
Posted: May 4, 2008, 1:37 AM CST
dcj22 wrote:
You wouldn't let me touch your car, Kid?



Well, maybeblushing


I should have stated a man touching another man's car. Especially stealing it. Could you imagine waking up with your penis missing?very mad

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prncss4someone
Hopeful, Michigan USA
Posted: May 4, 2008, 1:45 AM CST
kidatheart wrote:
Well, maybe I should have stated a man touching another man's car. Especially stealing it. Could you imagine waking up with your penis missing?



hmmm I had a red camaro, and someone stole it.........I wonder what they actually stole from "me"....
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kidatheart
Southern BC/Lamont, Alberta Canada
Posted: May 4, 2008, 1:54 AM CST
prncss4someone wrote:
I had a red camaro, and someone stole it.........I wonder what they actually stole from "me"....



I'm not sure how dear your Camaro was to you, but I'd say they did you a favour.laugh


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prncss4someone
Hopeful, Michigan USA
Posted: May 4, 2008, 2:00 AM CST
kidatheart wrote:
I'm not sure how dear your Camaro was to you, but I'd say they did you a favour.



hmmm I can sorta see your point....back in 78 I have a 73 Challenger / 340 4 barrel/ 911 posi...........beautiful muscle car.............day dream
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LBGuy777
Wanamassa, New Jersey USA
Posted: May 6, 2008, 8:34 AM CST
Portiea wrote:
If men ruled the world.
Men do rule the world. Where've you been?


You probably believe in the Easter bunny too. rolling eyes
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LBGuy777
Wanamassa, New Jersey USA
Posted: May 6, 2008, 8:35 AM CST
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prncss4someone
Hopeful, Michigan USA
Posted: May 6, 2008, 8:49 AM CST
LBGuy777 wrote:
You probably believe in the Easter bunny too.







bunny <<<<<<<applause >>>>>>>>>>waving santa <<<<<<<<<<<shock
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friendsfirst
Burbank, Illinois USA
Posted: May 10, 2008, 12:58 AM CST
IF MEN RULED THE WORLD!

Regis and Kathie Lee would be chained to
a cement mixer and pushed off the Golden
Gate Bridge for the most lucrative pay-per-view
event in world history.
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Portiea
Konstanz, Baden-Wuerttemberg Germany
Posted: May 10, 2008, 1:03 AM CST
friendsfirst wrote:
IF MEN RULED THE WORLD!

Regis and Kathie Lee would be chained to
a cement mixer and pushed off the Golden
Gate Bridge for the most lucrative pay-per-view
event in world history.


then i must be a man--agree whole heartedly--well, no, on second thought, I'm not into violence. I'd just send them to Siberia, or Devil's islandrolling on the floor laughing
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alabamabebe
Banks of the Warrior River, Alabama USA
Posted: May 10, 2008, 1:04 AM CST
friendsfirst wrote:
IF MEN RULED THE WORLD!

Regis and Kathie Lee would be chained to
a cement mixer and pushed off the Golden
Gate Bridge for the most lucrative pay-per-view
event in world history.


I'd pay to see that, and take Kelly whatshername with them too. grin
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friendsfirst
Burbank, Illinois USA
Posted: May 10, 2008, 1:06 AM CST
friendsfirst wrote:
IF MEN RULED THE WORLD!

Regis and Kathie Lee would be chained to
a cement mixer and pushed off the Golden
Gate Bridge for the most lucrative pay-per-view
event in world history.


then i must be a man--agree whole heartedly--well, no, on second thought, I'm not into violence. I'd just send them to Siberia, or Devil's island

alabamabebe wrote:
I'd pay to see that, and take Kelly whatshername with them too.


rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

We got a winner folks!applause
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