Three priests, one in his sixties and the other two in their thirties, were travelling together to Pittsburgh. The elder priest handed the youngest priest a wad of cash and told him to go and buy three tickets for them and to get some coins from the vending machine, or ask the clerk for change.
When he got to the ticket window, the young priest was stunned to see a drop-dead gorgeous young woman behind the counter, showing way too much cleavage. When he asked her to help him, he stuttered and stammered, "Yesssss, three pickets to titsburg please." He blushed in embarrassment and ran off. When he told the other two priests what happened, the senior priest was not impressed, so he sent the other young cleric.
When the second young priest got to the window, he too was dumbfounded by the beautiful creature behind the counter. He stuttered, "Three tickets to Pittsburgh and can I please have some change in nipples and dimes." Embarrassed as all get out, he too ran away empty handed.
By now the senior priest is disgusted with his young charges, so he went to the ticket window, asked for three tickets to Pittsburgh and could he have the change in nickels and dimes.
He got what he came for, but before he turned to leave, he decided to scold the young girl. He said to her, "Young Lady, you should be ashamed, when you go to Heaven St. Finger is going to way his peter at you," as he ran for the train.
