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Since there seems to be some complaints around here...I started thinking...I know you don't have to say it

How about we put our imaginations to use and each post a sentence to make a story out of it. I'm quite sure with the humor around this forum it will end up being quite funny.

Here goes....



Once upon a time there were a few guys and a few girls....

and they all had large feet about 18" long. One day a shoe salesman...

waked to work in the rain.

And!!!!

He was carrying his samples in a large case marked "Feet r Us".

Is that the game called twister.

Twister is played on a large plastic mat that is spread out on the floor. This mat serves as the game board. It has four rows of large colored circles on it with a different color in each row: red, yellow, blue, and green. A spinner is attached to a square board and serves as a die for the game. The spinner is divided into four sections: one labeled right foot, one left foot, one right hand, and one left hand. Each of the four sections is then divided into the four colors (red, yellow, blue, and green). After spinning, the combination is called (ex: right hand yellow) and players must move their matching hand or foot to the correct color. No two people can have a part on the same circle (rules are different for more people). Due to the scarcity of colored circles, players will often be required to put themselves in unlikely or precarious positions, eventually causing someone to fall. A person is eliminated when they fall or when their elbow or knee touches the mat. There is no limit to how many can play at once, but more than four is a tight fit.

Well he tripped and feel in the rain and some creep ran up and stole his Feet r us case and left him...

Serenity glared at the case and asked if he had slippers that would accomidate twelve toes.

Cinderella she is not!

She never claimed to be Cinderella but always longed for a pair of those glass slippers, so she just had to see if he might have a pair.

But when she got them they had a crack in them.

And it was quite the pair they were,and the slippers too.As he placed her tiny sized 18 feet ever so gently into those blazing red hot slipper,some magical coins fell out of his pocket.

she glanced at the coins then turned to the man and scowled. ' i'm not THAT sort of girl'.........then she raised her hand and slapped him accross the face....

He stuttered his apoligies and tried to explain these are magic coins and they could grant her a wish for what her heart desire............

skwidwurd wrote:
she glanced at the coins then turned to the man and scowled. ' i'm not THAT sort of girl'.........then she raised her hand and slapped him accross the face....







The slippers fit perfectly.She picked up the coins and as their eyes met , .
Nor apology or explaination was required of him.No words were spoken,as his intentions were pure and from the heart.There was a silent understanding.The sun shined a brilliant ray of light across the entire kingdom,and all the animals of the valley sang and danced.

Though she could not be pursuaded as easily as that, and refused to submit to his charming ways.

So the shoe dude grabbed up his coins and ran out the door. But Cinderella found a coin that he had missed in his haste to leave...