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The Never Ending Story

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HJFinAZ
Sun (Sin) CIty, Arizona USA
Posted: May 6, 2008, 12:05 AM CST
redbellypirhana wrote:
Ah, that's what I like to see, Arizonans just getting along ...


SOmetimes we need to take our "kids" and just smack the hell out of them..rolling on the floor laughing

Problem is, some kids (no names mentioned here) have so much crap it would be a week long job..sticking out tongue
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redbellypirhana
Phoenix, Arizona USA
Posted: May 6, 2008, 12:06 AM CST
HJFinAZ wrote:
SOmetimes we need to take our "kids" and just smack the hell out of them..

Problem is, some kids (no names mentioned here) have so much crap it would be a week long job..



rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Serenity1971
Serenity's Island, Arizona USA
Posted: May 6, 2008, 12:39 AM CST
HJFinAZ wrote:
SOmetimes we need to take our "kids" and just smack the hell out of them..

Problem is, some kids (no names mentioned here) have so much crap it would be a week long job..



I hate to tell ya but that goes for parents too sticking out tongue sticking out tongue sticking out tongue
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Lionhearted1967
London, Ontario Canada
Posted: May 6, 2008, 12:48 AM CST
Serenity1971 wrote:
I hate to tell ya but that goes for parents too


I remeber that one time...UH! never mind!!blushing
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HJFinAZ
Sun (Sin) CIty, Arizona USA
Posted: May 6, 2008, 1:39 AM CST
Serenity1971 wrote:
I hate to tell ya but that goes for parents too


Ya (only) think...........rolling on the floor laughing
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Lionhearted1967
London, Ontario Canada
Posted: May 6, 2008, 1:41 AM CST
HJFinAZ wrote:
SOmetimes we need to take our "kids" and just smack the hell out of them..

Problem is, some kids (no names mentioned here) have so much crap it would be a week long job..


My arm got tireed and I gave in. I resorted through a therapist that I heard on tv and started using a feather to keep my kids in line.
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friendsfirst
Burbank, Illinois USA
Posted: May 6, 2008, 3:34 AM CST



Once upon a time in a land far far away on your internet these bunch of coconuts fell and cracked open.Full of milk and honey they were ready for some alcohol.So we tossed in some>>>

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DogMaI
Sartell, Minnesota USA
Posted: May 6, 2008, 11:26 AM CST
Unfortunately someone also tossed in a match at the same time...
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friendsfirst
Burbank, Illinois USA
Posted: May 6, 2008, 1:22 PM CST
DogMaI wrote:
Unfortunately someone also tossed in a match at the same time...


fire and ice.
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HJFinAZ
Sun (Sin) CIty, Arizona USA
Posted: May 6, 2008, 1:26 PM CST
Lionhearted1967 wrote:
My arm got tireed and I gave in. I resorted through a therapist that I heard on tv and started using a feather to keep my kids in line.


Feather, baseball bat....sigh Some "kids" just won't listen.....rolling on the floor laughing


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friendsfirst
Burbank, Illinois USA
Posted: May 7, 2008, 1:20 PM CST
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bjty0MHToto

Yngwie Malmsteen Fire and Ice.
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Serenity1971
Serenity's Island, Arizona USA
Posted: May 29, 2008, 2:49 AM CST
Xtabentun wrote:
But then she realised it all was just a bad dream and she was still holding in her palm the magic coin, the coin that could..............



So she went to the local motel and got a room. She walked into the room and plopped down on the bed with exhaustion of the events. She noticed a coin machine beside the bed and looked at the magic coin in her hand "Well you only live once" she said as she dropped the coin into the slot. Almost instantly strange music began to play, disco lights started swirling around on the ceiling and the television came on and there glaring at her from across the bed was the season's best of midget porn....


popcorn
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