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The Insult Chain Game




prncss4someone
Hopeful, Michigan USA
Posted: May 4, 2008, 1:08 AM CST
desmond wrote:
No I am blind but if I could see you will scare the sh*t out of me ..........................will you go to dinner with me




what for?




rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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dcj22
Somewhere, Minnesota USA
Posted: May 4, 2008, 1:09 AM CST
prncss4someone wrote:
of course, who doesn't love a dumb animal?

will you take me to dinner?



Yep, at the barn.


Do you think I have a vibrant personality?
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reelman90
Lexington, Kentucky USA
Posted: May 4, 2008, 1:10 AM CST
dcj22 wrote:
Only because you surprised me with my lover.Do you like my new lingerie?



pull it out of the creases............




do a strip tease for me?
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prncss4someone
Hopeful, Michigan USA
Posted: May 4, 2008, 1:11 AM CST
dcj22 wrote:
Yep, at the barn.Do you think I have a vibrant personality?





no, but I hear you have a vibrator...........



what the heck am I doing now?
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dcj22
Somewhere, Minnesota USA
Posted: May 4, 2008, 1:11 AM CST
prncss4someone wrote:
you not only need them, you should buy stock in them.........
will you buy me a pair of fishnet stockings?



Sure, they'll go with the fishy scent.


Do you like my smile?
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dcj22
Somewhere, Minnesota USA
Posted: May 4, 2008, 1:11 AM CST
prncss4someone wrote:
no, but I hear you have a vibrator...........
what the heck am I doing now?



rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing


Playing with yours!
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prncss4someone
Hopeful, Michigan USA
Posted: May 4, 2008, 1:12 AM CST
reelman90 wrote:
pull it out of the creases............

do a strip tease for me?




show me your mangina first...........rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing



sad flower sorry, I'm waaaaay gone........



would you piss me off in the moonlight?rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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prncss4someone
Hopeful, Michigan USA
Posted: May 4, 2008, 1:13 AM CST
dcj22 wrote:
Sure, they'll go with the fishy scent.Do you like my smile?




yeh, I didn't know your teeth could rot white........rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing




will you swing on the swings with me?
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dcj22
Somewhere, Minnesota USA
Posted: May 4, 2008, 1:13 AM CST
reelman90 wrote:
pull it out of the creases............

do a strip tease for me?




I'd rather strip the floor.



Will you give me a massage?
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reelman90
Lexington, Kentucky USA
Posted: May 4, 2008, 1:13 AM CST
prncss4someone wrote:
no, but I hear you have a vibrator...........
what the heck am I doing now?




Probably borrowing her vibrator..............





Do shots of liquor with me?
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prncss4someone
Hopeful, Michigan USA
Posted: May 4, 2008, 1:14 AM CST
dcj22 wrote:
Playing with yours!




wow! wow! wow! you are???????????rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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dcj22
Somewhere, Minnesota USA
Posted: May 4, 2008, 1:14 AM CST
prncss4someone wrote:
show me your mangina first...........
sorry, I'm waaaaay gone........
would you piss me off in the moonlight?



rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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prncss4someone
Hopeful, Michigan USA
Posted: May 4, 2008, 1:15 AM CST
reelman90 wrote:
Probably borrowing her vibrator..............Do shots of liquor with me?




hmmm I don't drink, but give me a gun................


rolling on the floor laughing crying crying



can you be silly with me?
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dcj22
Somewhere, Minnesota USA
Posted: May 4, 2008, 1:16 AM CST
prncss4someone wrote:
yeh, I didn't know your teeth could rot white........

will you swing on the swings with me?



I always knew you were a swinger.


Come to visit?
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prncss4someone
Hopeful, Michigan USA
Posted: May 4, 2008, 1:16 AM CST
...............rolling on the floor laughing crying rolling on the floor laughing ........my cheeks hurt.................roflmao.............
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reelman90
Lexington, Kentucky USA
Posted: May 4, 2008, 1:17 AM CST
prncss4someone wrote:
I don't drink, but give me a gun................
can you be silly with me?




I'd rather play with silly putty..........




Can I kiss your neck?
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prncss4someone
Hopeful, Michigan USA
Posted: May 4, 2008, 1:17 AM CST
dcj22 wrote:
I always knew you were a swinger.Come to visit?




I'll just wave as I zip by your dumpster.........




am I too mean?
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dcj22
Somewhere, Minnesota USA
Posted: May 4, 2008, 1:17 AM CST
prncss4someone wrote:
............... ........my cheeks hurt.................roflmao.............



I know, I'm laughing my ass off at you.

Did you stay up all night too? Is that why you're so goofy?
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prncss4someone
Hopeful, Michigan USA
Posted: May 4, 2008, 1:18 AM CST
reelman90 wrote:
I'd rather play with silly putty..........

Can I kiss your neck?





shamrock lower...............


shimmy
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prncss4someone
Hopeful, Michigan USA
Posted: May 4, 2008, 1:20 AM CST
dcj22 wrote:
I know, I'm laughing my ass off at you.

Did you stay up all night too? Is that why you're so goofy?




hmmm no, I fell in and out of love in less than 24 hours...........rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing professor a new record for me.................rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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