Guitarstrings
Winnipeg, Manitoba Canada
Posted: May 4, 2008, 9:52 PM CST
A boy, about 10 years old, got on a bus and sat next to a man reading a book. He noticed the man had his collar on backwards. The kid asked why he wore his collar that way.
"I am a father," replied the priest.
"My dad doesn't wear his collar like that," said the kid.
Looking up from his book the priest said, "I am the father of many."
A bit confused the kid said "My dad has 4 girls and 4 boys and 2 grandchildren and he doesn't wear his collar backwards.
The priest, a little impatient by now said, "I am the father of hundreds," and went back to his reading.
The kid sat quietly pondering this. As he was leaving the bus, he leaned over to the priest and said, "Maybe you should wear your pants backwards....."