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Illinois man orders custom beer-can coffin

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SOUTH CHICAGO HEIGHTS, Ill. -
Bill Bramanti will love Pabst Blue Ribbon eternally,
and he's got the custom-made beer-can casket to prove it.
"I actually fit, because I got in here,"
said Bramanti of South Chicago Heights.

The 67-year-old Glenwood village administrator doesn't
plan on needing it anytime soon, though.

He threw a party Saturday for friends and filled his silver coffin
designed in Pabst's colors of red, white and blue —
with ice and his favorite brew.

"Why put such a great novelty piece up on a shelf in storage
when you could use it only the way Bill Bramanti would use it?"
said Bramanti's daughter, Cathy Bramanti, 42.

Bramanti ordered the casket from Panozzo Bros. Funeral Home
in Chicago Heights, and Scott Sign Co. of Chicago Heights
designed the beer can.

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hahaha i just posted in a god thread and then this




goooooood MORNING

Its brilliant when good humoured people can take it to their graves...
I laughed when Billy Connolly said he will have a trigger that produces a recording of him shouting...What the hell are you doing standing on me!!! I am sure it will frighten some people..

id make the trip just for that!!
forget jim morrisons grave

hi zarah!

you should start a thread and ask what coffin everyone wants to get buried in.........mine would be a 73 Challenger....

nutbutt

i plan to be burned
i guess we could design funeral pyres of something we feel strongly should be burned..?

maybe ill dig up my ex (trust me he'll be dead by then)
and get burned on top of him





noooo that would be too much like being alive





im sorry ppl-as i look at this its dumb but in my head its funny and sensible

yeah a death thread thats cool

cheer everyone up

banish any monday blues

come to think about it

a beer can coffin sounds
fantastic

but i am a member of the
green party

and the beer can coffin
is not very eco friendly

oh HUSH UP!!

Neat... in a way, I guess. Was kinda hoping for a pic...?




That read a little strange, maybe...

Pabst was not the beer of my choice when I Co Stared in the USA

Maybe it's recyclable

is it my problem that some people have problems with their own mortality? Sh*t, I've seen probs about sex, friendship, politics, religion, and whatever else you can think of.......what's the diff? Can't please anyone around here.....

I decided i want to be burnt my ashes put in a bag with prize and tide to a big helium balloon and sent off into the sky.

Then some one can win me as a prize

For me, with that scenario, I would just change 1 thing...as I floated up up up into the clouds, I would like someone to shoot the balloon and scatter me all over creation.......BOOM......... <<<<<<DUCK...........here comes Cynthia!!!

you could have your ashes shot out of a huge cannon like hunter S. Thompson

I just wish i could see the person face when they win me as a prize. Told my son to do it he said ok Mam you always been weird so why not

he should film the prize winner's face....he could make a lot of money with that video!!!

bump for the creatively departed....

ill bump to that

i must know

have you ever been 'right'?