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what would you do if da person above U come suddenly in UR house ?

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what would you do if da person above U come suddenly in UR house ?

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sono876
lahore, Punjab Pakistan
Posted: May 5, 2008, 2:43 PM CST

hi everybody wave so what would be your reaction
if the person above you suddenly come in your house

lets see what people want to do ?


cheering cheering applause >>>-------> teddy bear
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uk_man_31
norwich, Norfolk, England UK
Posted: May 5, 2008, 2:46 PM CST
sono876 wrote:
hi everybody so what would be your reaction
if the person above you suddenly come in your house

lets see what people want to do ? >>>------->


freak out
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RobbieM
Hertford, Hertfordshire, England UK
Posted: May 5, 2008, 2:49 PM CST
sono876 wrote:
hi everybody so what would be your reaction
if the person above you suddenly come in your house

lets see what people want to do ? >>>------->


Easy, cup right hand over their mouth,Press your right foot into their calf so they hit their knees and either immobilise them with a knuckle punch to the thinnest part of the skull or perhaps ask them to leave!

Free tip, live somewhere safe where the people are pleasant or learn to look after yourself.

I'm lucky, i have both.
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morganlee
Qawra, Majjistral Malta
Posted: May 5, 2008, 2:56 PM CST
RobbieM wrote:
Easy, cup right hand over their mouth,Press your right foot into their calf so they hit their knees and either immobilise them with a knuckle punch to the thinnest part of the skull or perhaps ask them to leave!

Free tip, live somewhere safe where the people are pleasant or learn to look after yourself.

I'm lucky, i have both.
cook him dinner and open abottle of wine, but with my cooking he's

probably prefer a take away wine
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SatelliteServer
somewhere, Ontario Canada
Posted: May 5, 2008, 2:57 PM CST
pull the lever by the couch and send him to the dungeon
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SatelliteServer
somewhere, Ontario Canada
Posted: May 5, 2008, 2:58 PM CST
and serve Morgan a glass of wine
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RobbieM
Hertford, Hertfordshire, England UK
Posted: May 5, 2008, 2:59 PM CST
morganlee wrote:
cook him dinner and open abottle of wine, but with my cooking he's

probably prefer a take away


Cant be as bad as my nephews cooking, shit after he stayed for dinner he would have preferred i half beat him to death!rolling on the floor laughing

I'm so lucky i feel better so i dont have to risk food poisoning on a daily basis.laugh
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nursee1
collins, Mississippi USA
Posted: May 5, 2008, 3:02 PM CST



FREEZE UPPP!!!!!!
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SatelliteServer
somewhere, Ontario Canada
Posted: May 5, 2008, 3:05 PM CST
nursee1 wrote:
FREEZE UPPP!!!!!!


now we got robbie drinking a bottle of wine and feezing to death
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uk_man_31
norwich, Norfolk, England UK
Posted: May 5, 2008, 3:06 PM CST
SatelliteServer wrote:
now we got robbie drinking a bottle of wine and feezing to death


phone nursee and say my mate hear looks rather ill
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nursee1
collins, Mississippi USA
Posted: May 5, 2008, 3:11 PM CST
SatelliteServer wrote:
now we got robbie drinking a bottle of wine and feezing to death





ha ha funny u never said what u would do if i came into your house. i am above you.
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Posted: May 5, 2008, 3:12 PM CST
nursee1 wrote:
ha ha funny u never said what u would do if i came into your house. i am above you.


Have a girlie tea party ..
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nursee1
collins, Mississippi USA
Posted: May 5, 2008, 3:13 PM CST
uk_man_31 wrote:
phone nursee and say my mate hear looks rather ill


one call thats all. especially for you!
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nursee1
collins, Mississippi USA
Posted: May 5, 2008, 3:14 PM CST
riyablossom wrote:
Have a girlie tea party ..




Sweet i love tea.lol!
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morganlee
Qawra, Majjistral Malta
Posted: May 5, 2008, 3:21 PM CST
RobbieM wrote:
Cant be as bad as my nephews cooking, shit after he stayed for dinner he would have preferred i half beat him to death!

I'm so lucky i feel better so i dont have to risk food poisoning on a daily basis.
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing well i'd try hard hug
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morganlee
Qawra, Majjistral Malta
Posted: May 5, 2008, 3:22 PM CST
SatelliteServer wrote:
and serve Morgan a glass of wine
thank you the wine sounds great wine
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roseofsharon
Casa Felice, Southampton, Hampshire, England UK
Posted: May 5, 2008, 3:26 PM CST
morganlee wrote:
thank you the wine sounds great


Give her a great meal, some fab wine and always a warm (but probably drunken) welcome.... any time!!!
yay

wine
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SatelliteServer
somewhere, Ontario Canada
Posted: May 5, 2008, 3:26 PM CST
nursee1 wrote:
ha ha funny u never said what u would do if i came into your house. i am above you.


do you dance?
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SatelliteServer
somewhere, Ontario Canada
Posted: May 5, 2008, 3:27 PM CST
nursee1 wrote:
one call thats all. especially for you!


Please excuse my manners I was wonderig if Robbie was going to make it...
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morganlee
Qawra, Majjistral Malta
Posted: May 5, 2008, 4:13 PM CST
roseofsharon wrote:
Give her a great meal, some fab wine and always a warm (but probably drunken) welcome.... any time!!!
rose i'd love it sounds great hug teddy bear
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