what would you do if da person above U come suddenly in UR house ?

StressFree
SF Bay Area/Las Vegas, California USA

Posted: May 16, 2008, 4:02 PM CST

sono876 wrote:

a hot coffee

Make some strong coffee, bring out some Danish pastries, and have a good discussion.

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lusciousmile
Espoo, Etela-Suomen Laani Finland

Posted: May 16, 2008, 4:05 PM CST

StressFree wrote:

Make some strong coffee, bring out some Danish pastries, and have a good discussion.

Call the cops to confiscate all my toys ( that my neighbour's kids left at my place).

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morganlee
marmaris, Aegean Turkey

Posted: May 16, 2008, 4:42 PM CST

lusciousmile wrote:

Call the cops to confiscate all my toys ( that my neighbour's kids left at my place).

after a few drinks go for a good night out

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Indyfella
indianapolis, Indiana USA

Posted: May 16, 2008, 4:52 PM CST

Loan her a robe

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Zarah
dublin, Dublin Ireland

Posted: May 16, 2008, 5:03 PM CST

Indyfella wrote:

Loan her a robe

Not much I can do considering I am not in it myself...
Guess just tell him the garbage man comes on Mondays...the cleaning lady Friday...the neighbours name is Rachel and a lesbian...water the plants and don't you dare sleep in MY bed!!

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Indyfella
indianapolis, Indiana USA

Posted: May 16, 2008, 5:04 PM CST

Zarah wrote:

Not much I can do considering I am not in it myself...
Guess just tell him the garbage man comes on Mondays...the cleaning lady Friday...the neighbours name is Rachel and a lesbian...water the plants and don't you dare sleep in MY bed!!

Well, there goes the "get her drunk on 3 long islands" idea

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Zellarrone1
Hull, England UK

Posted: May 17, 2008, 11:09 AM CST

Indyfella wrote:

Well, there goes the "get her drunk on 3 long islands" idea

I'd make a quick escape

out of the back door.

Facially featureless men scare me

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forest_hawk
Tampa, Florida USA

Posted: May 17, 2008, 11:13 AM CST

I'd ask myself two things 1) Why she came here of all places and 2) How the hell she found my place?

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roseofsharon
Casa Felice, Southampton, England UK

Posted: May 17, 2008, 11:43 AM CST

forest_hawk wrote:

I'd ask myself two things 1) Why she came here of all places and 2) How the hell she found my place?

As he is so inquisitive and asks lots of questions, I'd probably get him to fill out a questionnaire.....

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soulmateTWS
somewhere, Alabama USA

Posted: May 18, 2008, 12:19 AM CST

roseofsharon wrote:

As he is so inquisitive and asks lots of questions, I'd probably get him to fill out a questionnaire.....

We'd lock the dogs up, get ready, then go see what trouble we could find...

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alabamabebe
Banks of the Warrior River, Alabama USA

Posted: May 18, 2008, 12:21 AM CST

soulmateTWS wrote:

We'd lock the dogs up, get ready, then go see what trouble we could find...

Ask her where somewhere is, I can't find it on the map of AL that I have.

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soulmateTWS
somewhere, Alabama USA

Posted: May 18, 2008, 12:24 AM CST

alabamabebe wrote:

Ask her where somewhere is, I can't find it on the map of AL that I have.

North of where you're located...

I'm sure she and I could get into something or another...

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milkyway282
tulsa, Oklahoma USA

Posted: May 18, 2008, 12:27 AM CST

geeh i would probably take everything i could

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soulmateTWS
somewhere, Alabama USA

Posted: May 18, 2008, 12:31 AM CST

milkyway282 wrote:

geeh i would probably take everything i could

Not with a Rottweiler, German Shepherd and a Ruger .45 guarding the house

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alabamabebe
Banks of the Warrior River, Alabama USA

Posted: May 18, 2008, 2:23 AM CST

soulmateTWS wrote:

Not with a Rottweiler, German Shepherd and a Ruger .45 guarding the house

Ah, my kind of woman. Next time I'm coming north maybe we can get into something together.

Wait, that sounded bad. I'm not that way, really (not that there's anything wrong with it!)

You know what I mean! I'm gonna shut up now so I can't get my foot any further in my mouth!

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classicrockgirl
Florida, Florida USA

Posted: May 18, 2008, 2:26 AM CST

alabamabebe wrote:

Ah, my kind of woman. Next time I'm coming north maybe we can get into something together.

Wait, that sounded bad. I'm not that way, really (not that there's anything wrong with it!)

You know what I mean! I'm gonna shut up now so I can't get my foot any further in my mouth!

Give her something better then her foot to eat.

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KrazieStill
Bristol, Connecticut USA

Posted: May 18, 2008, 2:28 AM CST

I'd be a very happy man.

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desmond
kissimmee, Florida USA

Posted: May 18, 2008, 2:30 AM CST

KrazieStill wrote:

I'd be a very happy man.

I will grab my 2-liter bottle of pepsi and run like forest

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ltlmstrouble
Milton Keynes, England UK

Posted: May 18, 2008, 2:34 AM CST

desmond wrote:

I will grab my 2-liter bottle of pepsi and run like forest

Make him welcome!

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desmond
kissimmee, Florida USA

Posted: May 18, 2008, 2:37 AM CST

ltlmstrouble wrote:

Make him welcome!

He is a great guy and a good friend and he loves pepsi so that why I am messing with hin now if it was you I make you a great meal and good wine

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