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what would you do if da person above U come suddenly in UR house ?

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roseofsharon
Buggered if I know where...?!!, Hampshire, England UK
Posted: May 18, 2008, 3:59 AM CST
desmond wrote:
He is a great guy and a good friend and he loves pepsi so that why I am messing with hin now if it was you I make you a great meal and good wine


I would let him in, make him welcome and try to keep him here as long as possible....... with that radiant smile he would certainly brighten the place up!!
yay

The one above him??? Nahhh.... she ain't comin'..!! rolling on the floor laughing

'Mornin', Sunshine!! wave
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gtbulldog2
Towson, Maryland USA
Posted: May 18, 2008, 4:00 AM CST
roseofsharon wrote:
I would let him in, make him welcome and try to keep him here as long as possible....... with that radiant smile he would certainly brighten the place up!!


The one above him??? Nahhh.... she ain't comin'..!!

'Mornin', Sunshine!!
wave
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sono876
lahore, Punjab Pakistan
Posted: May 21, 2008, 2:51 PM CST
wave i'll offer him a hot coffee
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lorax111
richmond, Virginia USA
Posted: Jun 21, 2008, 6:27 PM CST
I would like to say that I would greet them well, but we have three dogs and no one just walks in. We do not even have a lock on the front door.

You're welcome to visit but do give me a call when you hit the driveway.


Dennis

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letitroll
phoenix, Arizona USA
Posted: Jun 21, 2008, 7:15 PM CST
Get him a typewriter, a hatchet, and help him recite the words "HERE'S JOHNNY!".......lol
Actually.... offer him up a plate of smoked baby backs, and some cast iron fried red potatoes.....
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wolfpack
post falls, Idaho USA
Posted: Jun 21, 2008, 8:08 PM CST
letitroll wrote:
Get him a typewriter, a hatchet, and help him recite the words "HERE'S JOHNNY!".......lol
Actually.... offer him up a plate of smoked baby backs, and some cast iron fried red potatoes.....

offer him a drink and ask how he is doing?cheers
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Tamarory
Widnes, Cheshire, England UK
Posted: Jun 21, 2008, 8:12 PM CST
wolfpack wrote:
offer him a drink and ask how he is doing?


ask him whaaat is he doin here?? then shrug, turn metallica back up and crack a beer open!
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DangerouslySweet
Northwestern, Arizona USA
Posted: Jun 21, 2008, 8:31 PM CST
Tamarory wrote:
ask him whaaat is he doin here?? then shrug, turn metallica back up and crack a beer open!



Hook him up with my son and his band so they could JAM!!! grin dancing peace
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Indyfella
indianapolis, Indiana USA
Posted: Jun 21, 2008, 10:19 PM CST
DangerouslySweet wrote:
Hook him up with my son and his band so they could JAM!!!



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gringa
Puebla, Puebla Mexico
Posted: Jun 21, 2008, 10:34 PM CST
Indyfella wrote:
thumbs upapplause


One moment please...:::runs to read indy's profile:::typing ...if he gets a score of 8 out of 10 we'd have sweet ice tea on the front porch. cheers

shock What? Is that not a good idea? (jk about the 8 out of 10...7 would work too)
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Dont_Look_Now
Huntsville, Alabama USA
Posted: Jun 22, 2008, 1:31 AM CST
Offer her a cup of coffee here's to you <- coffee
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desmond
kissimmee, Florida USA
Posted: Jun 22, 2008, 1:32 AM CST
Dont_Look_Now wrote:
Offer her a cup of coffee <- coffee



Make her dinner and know I am blessed to be dining with an amazing lady grin
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Dont_Look_Now
Huntsville, Alabama USA
Posted: Jun 22, 2008, 1:33 AM CST
desmond wrote:
Make her dinner and know I am blessed to be dining with an amazing lady


blushing NOTE TO DESMOND: This lady loves chinese food grin
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Xtabentun
Ontario, Ontario Canada
Posted: Jun 22, 2008, 1:34 AM CST
Dont_Look_Now wrote:
Offer her a cup of coffee <- coffee


Invite her for a frozen Marguerita
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desmond
kissimmee, Florida USA
Posted: Jun 22, 2008, 1:35 AM CST
Dont_Look_Now wrote:
NOTE TO DESMOND: This lady loves chinese food



Desmond take note well make chinese food now in the hope she show up smitten
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Dont_Look_Now
Huntsville, Alabama USA
Posted: Jun 22, 2008, 1:37 AM CST
Xtabentun wrote:
Invite her for a frozen Marguerita
would love one, as long as it is a "virgin" marguerita

<- doesn't drink wink
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Xtabentun
Ontario, Ontario Canada
Posted: Jun 22, 2008, 1:41 AM CST
Dont_Look_Now wrote:
would love one, as long as it is a "virgin" marguerita

<- doesn't drink


Me neither , ( well, most of the times) rolling eyes Virgin it is ! thumbs up
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