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rasgumby
Moberly, Missouri USA
Posted: May 6, 2008, 12:01 AM CST
Get your mind out of the gutter!rolling eyes

I'm talking about a toolbelt!
Love tools and especially the time of year now to use them more often.


So who here are the handy man / woman type?
Do you know the difference between 1/2 inch and 7/16?conversing
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dcj22
Manchester, Tennessee USA
Posted: May 6, 2008, 12:02 AM CST
Ahhhh where is that tool belt brigade. smitten
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redbellypirhana
Phoenix, Arizona USA
Posted: May 6, 2008, 12:03 AM CST
dcj22 wrote:
Ahhhh where is that tool belt brigade.


Dana, no ELECTRIC TOOLS for you...scold scold scold
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redbellypirhana
Phoenix, Arizona USA
Posted: May 6, 2008, 12:04 AM CST
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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rasgumby
Moberly, Missouri USA
Posted: May 6, 2008, 12:10 AM CST
dcj22 wrote:
Ahhhh where is that tool belt brigade.


For some people I might do the work with nothing but the toolbelt on!wow!

barfing
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gentlepaws
Any town, Ontario Canada
Posted: May 6, 2008, 12:13 AM CST
Here's mine.
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rasgumby
Moberly, Missouri USA
Posted: May 6, 2008, 12:15 AM CST
gentlepaws wrote:
Here's mine.


Hey.. vice grips are cheating!rolling on the floor laughing

Don't want to round off the nuts! (so to speak)
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gentlepaws
Any town, Ontario Canada
Posted: May 6, 2008, 12:18 AM CST
rasgumby wrote:
Hey.. vice grips are cheating!

Don't want to round off the nuts! (so to speak)


Vice-grips are god's gift to man as is duct-tape.
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kidatheart
Southern BC/Lamont, Alberta Canada
Posted: May 6, 2008, 12:20 AM CST
I hate wearing a slave belt. mumbling

Although I am quite proficient with any kind of tool imaginable.grin
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rasgumby
Moberly, Missouri USA
Posted: May 6, 2008, 12:21 AM CST
kidatheart wrote:
I hate wearing a slave belt.

Although I am quite proficient with any kind of tool imaginable.


I have been known to be really good with my tool(s) also uh oh!
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Lionhearted1967
London, Ontario Canada
Posted: May 6, 2008, 12:22 AM CST
Where's Hillary?? dunno
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rasgumby
Moberly, Missouri USA
Posted: May 6, 2008, 12:24 AM CST
gentlepaws wrote:
Vice-grips are god's gift to man as is duct-tape.


Guess sometime tomorrow I will take a picture with mine on,

Mine is so heavy, it is usually more work than the job.

OMG.. I said that 4 letter word !!!
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rasgumby
Moberly, Missouri USA
Posted: May 6, 2008, 12:24 AM CST
Lionhearted1967 wrote:
Where's Hillary??


confused dunno
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bamabulldog08
tuscaloosa, Alabama USA
Posted: May 6, 2008, 12:25 AM CST
rasgumby wrote:
Get your mind out of the gutter!

I'm talking about a toolbelt!
Love tools and especially the time of year now to use them more often.So who here are the handy man / woman type?
Do you know the difference between 1/2 inch and 7/16?



Hey, I love tools myself! And I get to play withem for a living!yay dancing banana yay dancing banana sticking out tongue
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rasgumby
Moberly, Missouri USA
Posted: May 6, 2008, 12:29 AM CST
bamabulldog08 wrote:
Hey, I love tools myself! And I get to play withem for a living!


So do I,
But they are dangerous in the hands of an idiot!

rolling on the floor laughing Especially ladders!
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bamabulldog08
tuscaloosa, Alabama USA
Posted: May 6, 2008, 12:33 AM CST
rasgumby wrote:
So do I,
But they are dangerous in the hands of an idiot!

Especially ladders!



lol, You said it. Had a guy cut his thumb off last month on my Rigid radial arm saw. Sheeeeesh

I just cant find good help!D'oh!
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rasgumby
Moberly, Missouri USA
Posted: May 6, 2008, 12:35 AM CST
bamabulldog08 wrote:
lol, You said it. Had a guy cut his thumb off last month on my Rigid radial arm saw. Sheeeeesh

I just cant find good help!


I fell off of the roof / ladder last summer and broke my heel, now have a plate, to be removed soom I hope.D'oh!
I can fly pretty good.. but I must do better landing!uh oh!
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Lionhearted1967
London, Ontario Canada
Posted: May 6, 2008, 12:36 AM CST

Well. Hillary is always trying to act like she has a ball and dick sd that was what I meant..giggle


Whay do you think she wears opnlt "pant" suits?..lollaugh
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Lionhearted1967
London, Ontario Canada
Posted: May 6, 2008, 12:37 AM CST
Lionhearted1967 wrote:
Well. Hillary is always trying to act like she has a ball and dick sd that was what I meant.. Whay do you think she wears opnlt "pant" suits?..lol


SHIT!!.. I can spell..it is....here's to you
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rasgumby
Moberly, Missouri USA
Posted: May 6, 2008, 12:38 AM CST
Lionhearted1967 wrote:
Well. Hillary is always trying to act like she has a ball and dick sd that was what I meant.. Whay do you think she wears opnlt "pant" suits?..lol


Maybe she has a bigger hammer than Bill?!
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