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bamabulldog08
tuscaloosa, Alabama USA
Posted: May 6, 2008, 12:39 AM CST
rasgumby wrote:
I fell off of the roof / ladder last summer and broke my heel, now have a plate, to be removed soom I hope.
I can fly pretty good.. but I must do better landing!


Well as we pilots say, take offs are optional but landings are mandetory!
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kidatheart
Southern BC/Lamont, Alberta Canada
Posted: May 6, 2008, 12:39 AM CST
Lionhearted1967 wrote:
Well. Hillary is always trying to act like she has a ball and dick sd that was what I meant.. Whay do you think she wears opnlt "pant" suits?..lol


You're not suggesting a woman wouldn't know what to do with a tool are you?laugh

Don't let Alex hear you say that. She's got a mean selection of power tools.uh oh!
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alabamabebe
Banks of the Warrior River, Alabama USA
Posted: May 6, 2008, 12:40 AM CST
rasgumby wrote:
Do you know the difference between 1/2 inch and 7/16?
Yep, 1/2 is 1/16 more than 7/16. thumbs up

That is the extent of my technical knowledge. grin
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Posted: May 6, 2008, 12:41 AM CST
kidatheart wrote:
You're not suggesting a woman wouldn't know what to do with a tool are you?

Don't let Alex hear you say that. She's got a mean selection of power tools.


Alex and I ave always been our own people so that doesn't cut it.

I am saying that Hillary Ckinton seems to me that she thinks she has to be a guy and under her pantsuits I wouldn't be half surprised if she has a strap on...

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rasgumby
Moberly, Missouri USA
Posted: May 6, 2008, 12:43 AM CST
alabamabebe wrote:
Yep, 1/2 is 1/16 more than 7/16.

That is the extent of my technical knowledge.


Im impressed!!wink

now add
1/2
13/16
1 3/8
and subtract
3/16

rolling on the floor laughing
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kidatheart
Southern BC/Lamont, Alberta Canada
Posted: May 6, 2008, 12:46 AM CST
Lionhearted1967 wrote:
Alex and I ave always been our own people so that doesn't cut it.

I am saying that Hillary Ckinton seems to me that she thinks she has to be a guy and under her pantsuits I wouldn't be half surprised if she has a strap on...



Oh I know, I was trying to be humourous.grin

Not sure if the Hillary thing is all that funny. If she gets in, we're all fucked and I'll bet she doesn't use any lube!crying
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alabamabebe
Banks of the Warrior River, Alabama USA
Posted: May 6, 2008, 12:49 AM CST
rasgumby wrote:
Im impressed!!

now add
1/2
13/16
1 3/8
and subtract
3/16


I have paper but no pencil and it's not worth getting up for, I can't figure that in my head!

What I don't understand is what idiot found it necessary to make a 7/16 bolt, wouldn't a 1/2 have worked just as well? Nah, they just had to complicate things.
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Posted: May 6, 2008, 12:51 AM CST
kidatheart wrote:
Oh I know, I was trying to be humourous.

Not sure if the Hillary thing is all that funny. If she gets in, we're all fucked and I'll bet she doesn't use any lube!


LOL..Look at her Iran statement and tell me she isn't wearing a strap on?..he he he
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rasgumby
Moberly, Missouri USA
Posted: May 6, 2008, 12:51 AM CST
alabamabebe wrote:
I have paper but no pencil and it's not worth getting up for, I can't figure that in my head!

What I don't understand is what idiot found it necessary to make a 7/16 bolt, wouldn't a 1/2 have worked just as well? Nah, they just had to complicate things.


Hell....why metric?????
and torque?
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rasgumby
Moberly, Missouri USA
Posted: May 6, 2008, 12:52 AM CST
Lionhearted1967 wrote:
LOL..Look at her Iran statement and tell me she isn't wearing a strap on?..he he he


She has to have one!! She wants to funk all of us!dropping jaw
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kidatheart
Southern BC/Lamont, Alberta Canada
Posted: May 6, 2008, 12:54 AM CST
alabamabebe wrote:
I have paper but no pencil and it's not worth getting up for, I can't figure that in my head!

What I don't understand is what idiot found it necessary to make a 7/16 bolt, wouldn't a 1/2 have worked just as well? Nah, they just had to complicate things.


When you make a million 7/16" bolts instead of 1/2" bolts, you have enough steel leftover to make a million cute little 1/4" bolts. grin

laugh wave


2 1/4wine
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kidatheart
Southern BC/Lamont, Alberta Canada
Posted: May 6, 2008, 12:56 AM CST
Lionhearted1967 wrote:
LOL..Look at her Iran statement and tell me she isn't wearing a strap on?..he he he



Yeah, she has a big rubber chubby for some destruction alright.laugh
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Posted: May 6, 2008, 12:58 AM CST
kidatheart wrote:
When you make a million 7/16" bolts instead of 1/2" bolts, you have enough steel leftover to make a million cute little 1/4" bolts.

2 1/4


Same goes with campaigns...lolwink laugh
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rasgumby
Moberly, Missouri USA
Posted: May 6, 2008, 12:59 AM CST
kidatheart wrote:
When you make a million 7/16" bolts instead of 1/2" bolts, you have enough steel leftover to make a million cute little 1/4" bolts.

2 1/4


confused 2 1/2?!

sticking out tongue
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kidatheart
Southern BC/Lamont, Alberta Canada
Posted: May 6, 2008, 1:03 AM CST
rasgumby wrote:
2 1/2?!


I stand corrected. tip hat
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alabamabebe
Banks of the Warrior River, Alabama USA
Posted: May 6, 2008, 1:04 AM CST
kidatheart wrote:
2 1/4
rasgumby wrote:

2 1/2?!


confused Now I'm really confused!

Would this have anything to do with Hillary? dunno grin
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rasgumby
Moberly, Missouri USA
Posted: May 6, 2008, 1:04 AM CST
kidatheart wrote:
I stand corrected.


Metric IS much easier!!!!!thumbs up
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Posted: May 6, 2008, 1:05 AM CST
rasgumby wrote:
She has to have one!! She wants to funk all of us!


That bitch has one..look under her paqnt suits..he he he
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rasgumby
Moberly, Missouri USA
Posted: May 6, 2008, 1:06 AM CST
kidatheart wrote:
When you make a million 7/16" bolts instead of 1/2" bolts, you have enough steel leftover to make a million cute little 1/4" bolts.
2 1/4


2 funny!!laugh
without those.......... all of the 1/4 " nuts we make would be useless!
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Posted: May 6, 2008, 1:08 AM CST
alabamabebe wrote:
Now I'm really confused!

Would this have anything to do with Hillary?


The woman wants to show the world she has balls. You never see this ;ady in a dress anymore and she trys to act like a man.. I see this as "Penis envy" I am sorry but I know I am not qualified.. Where is Dr. Ruth when you need her??????blues
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