Guitarstrings
Winnipeg, Manitoba Canada
Posted: May 6, 2008, 1:02 PM CST
I did not write this, but enjoyed reading it, so just had to share:
THE NOTE ON THE REFRIGERATOR:
My Darling Wife,
You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being 54 years old, can no longer satisfy. I am very happy with you and I value you as a good wife. Therefore, after reading this letter, I hope that you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with my 18 year old secretary at the All Night Inn Hotel. Please don't be upset and I shall be home before midnight.
Michael
When the man came home later that night, he found the following letter on the dining room table:
My Dear Husband,
I read the letter you left for me on the refrigerator. Thank you for your honesty about my being 54 years old. I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that you are also 54 years old. As you know, I am a math teacher at our local college. I would like to inform you that while you read this, I will be at the Hotel Amore with Steven, one of my student, who is also the assistant tennis coach. He is young, virile, and like your secretary, is 18 years old. As a successful businessman who has an excellent knowledge of math, you will understand that we are in the same situation, although with one small difference ~ 18 goes into 54 more times than 54 goes into 18. Therefore, I will not be home until sometime tomorrow.
Julie