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Ulimaroa
Cologne, Nordrhein-Westfalen Germany
Posted: May 6, 2008, 5:13 PM CST

After having had 9 students staying with me I decided to draft
some house rules.

If anyone has any suggestions, please let me know:


Please

o lock door always twice – pull handle if it seems difficult

o NEVER open the front door, unless you know its your friend and you checked through the SPYHOLE and talked to them.

o Don’t answer questions to anyone approaching you in the house.

o wash pots after use, dry them and put them away

o clean kitchen surfaces after use

o load your dishes into the dish washer properly.

o leave bathroom door always OPEN.

o put toilet seat down and flush toilet barfing

o clean toilet after use sad flower

o keep yourself clean – like shower and use deodorant.

o if hot during day – shut all windows – so it stays cool inside.

o Shut balcony door at night – in case of rain

o Fruit peels (attracts flies) and cigarette buds into rubbish on balcony

o Buy LIQUID washing detergent if you want to wash clothes

o Vacuum your room once a week

o Water the plants in your room

o If you have someone visiting introduce them to me before.

o If you want someone to stay the night discuss it with me before.

Since I clean most of the house I would appreciate if you could always empty the dish washer once its finished and take the rubbish down.

If you need washing done, let me know when you have a full load, so I can switch the washing machine on.















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mbcasey
North Myrtle Beach, South Carolina USA
Posted: May 6, 2008, 5:15 PM CST
Not sure how old they are, but how about a curfew?
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martyg
Dublin/Kildare, Dublin Ireland
Posted: May 6, 2008, 5:16 PM CST
Ulimaroa wrote:
After having had 9 students staying with me I decided to draft
some house rules.

If anyone has any suggestions, please let me know:Please

o lock door always twice – pull handle if it seems difficult

o NEVER open the front door, unless you know its your friend and you checked through the SPYHOLE and talked to them.

o Don’t answer questions to anyone approaching you in the house.

o wash pots after use, dry them and put them away

o clean kitchen surfaces after use

o load your dishes into the dish washer properly.

o leave bathroom door always OPEN.

o put toilet seat down and flush toilet

o clean toilet after use

o keep yourself clean – like shower and use deodorant.

o if hot during day – shut all windows – so it stays cool inside.

o Shut balcony door at night – in case of rain

o Fruit peels (attracts flies) and cigarette buds into rubbish on balcony

o Buy LIQUID washing detergent if you want to wash clothes

o Vacuum your room once a week

o Water the plants in your room

o If you have someone visiting introduce them to me before.

o If you want someone to stay the night discuss it with me before.

Since I clean most of the house I would appreciate if you could always empty the dish washer once its finished and take the rubbish down.

If you need washing done, let me know when you have a full load, so I can switch the washing machine on.



Sleep in your own beds...not mine..dunno grin
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mikeeemike
Den Hague, Zuid-Holland Netherlands
Posted: May 6, 2008, 5:18 PM CST
be environmentally conscious and save gas by farting in a jarrolling on the floor laughing
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oslojente
Olso, Oslo Norway
Posted: May 6, 2008, 5:18 PM CST
o Get your own flat, move out

would be mine
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Zarah
dublin, Dublin Ireland
Posted: May 6, 2008, 5:19 PM CST
Don't leave your chewed toe nails on the coffee table..

Please refrain from farting in front of my new friends..

If you go out to the bar..next time don't bring the entire shite lot home with you!!!!

Do not give my number to all your single friends and invite them over after showing them pics of me in my panties first thing in the morning..
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Ulimaroa
Cologne, Nordrhein-Westfalen Germany
Posted: May 6, 2008, 5:20 PM CST
mbcasey wrote:
Not sure how old they are, but how about a curfew?


Ha! Curfew ... what a bold idea laugh

They are usually between 21 and 30.

I had one Russian at the age of 40.

A fully blown Anaesthetist - who after 10 days asked how the tub worked... (where is the Phew-smiley when you need it?) rolling eyes
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Ulimaroa
Cologne, Nordrhein-Westfalen Germany
Posted: May 6, 2008, 5:22 PM CST
martyg wrote:
Sleep in your own beds...not mine..


I am a restless sleeper
who'd wanna risk being slapped? laugh
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Ulimaroa
Cologne, Nordrhein-Westfalen Germany
Posted: May 6, 2008, 5:22 PM CST
mikeeemike wrote:
be environmentally conscious and save gas by farting in a jar


laugh rolling on the floor laughing laugh
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Ulimaroa
Cologne, Nordrhein-Westfalen Germany
Posted: May 6, 2008, 5:24 PM CST
oslojente wrote:
o Get your own flat, move out

would be mine


Its my place, but I like the changing nationalities.

Besides, as I cant have a pet dog,
I opted for language students.

No need to walk them rolling eyes

so far at least dancing banana
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Ulimaroa
Cologne, Nordrhein-Westfalen Germany
Posted: May 6, 2008, 5:25 PM CST
Zarah wrote:
Don't leave your chewed toe nails on the coffee table..

Please refrain from farting in front of my new friends..

If you go out to the bar..next time don't bring the entire shite lot home with you!!!!

Do not give my number to all your single friends and invite them over after showing them pics of me in my panties first thing in the morning..


Geeeze, a women with experience talking here laugh

how many students have you had through your place? blues
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mbcasey
North Myrtle Beach, South Carolina USA
Posted: May 6, 2008, 5:26 PM CST
Ulimaroa wrote:
Ha! Curfew ... what a bold idea

They are usually between 21 and 30.

I had one Russian at the age of 40.

A fully blown Anaesthetist - who after 10 days asked how the tub worked... (where is the Phew-smiley when you need it?)


21-30..OK.......only 3 to a shower at a time, please memorize the number 911 if in case you set the house on fire, and please dispose of any products that you use made of rubber.
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Ulimaroa
Cologne, Nordrhein-Westfalen Germany
Posted: May 6, 2008, 5:28 PM CST
mbcasey wrote:
21-30..OK.......only 3 to a shower at a time, please memorize the number 911 if in case you set the house on fire, and please dispose of any products that you use made of rubber.


They dont come in lots of threes rolling eyes

I get them one at a time innocent

Currently I am tending to a cute Japanese nerd
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heinzketchup
Padova, Bundesland Germany
Posted: May 6, 2008, 5:29 PM CST
Do not flip boogers against the kitchen window??
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Ulimaroa
Cologne, Nordrhein-Westfalen Germany
Posted: May 6, 2008, 5:30 PM CST
heinzketchup wrote:
Do not flip boogers against the kitchen window??


but wash my back, when I am bathing? innocent
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mbcasey
North Myrtle Beach, South Carolina USA
Posted: May 6, 2008, 5:31 PM CST
Ulimaroa wrote:
but wash my back, when I am bathing?


If I stayed with you, I would need to take many many cold showers!!!grin
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heinzketchup
Padova, Bundesland Germany
Posted: May 6, 2008, 5:32 PM CST
Ulimaroa wrote:
but wash my back, when I am bathing?

Only the back? How boring grin
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Ulimaroa
Cologne, Nordrhein-Westfalen Germany
Posted: May 6, 2008, 5:34 PM CST
heinzketchup wrote:
Only the back? How boring


my hair? shimmy
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Zarah
dublin, Dublin Ireland
Posted: May 6, 2008, 5:34 PM CST
Ulimaroa wrote:
Geeeze, a women with experience talking here

how many students have you had through your place?


8 over a two year period..mainly german ..I now live alone!!
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martyg
Dublin/Kildare, Dublin Ireland
Posted: May 6, 2008, 5:40 PM CST
Ulimaroa wrote:
I am a restless sleeper
who'd wanna risk being slapped?




Slapped before or afteridea grin
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