Guitarstrings
Winnipeg, Manitoba Canada
Posted: May 7, 2008, 3:08 PM CST
A husband is at home watching a football game when his wife interrupts,
"Honey, could you fix the light in the hallway? It's been flickering for weeks now."
He looks at her and says angrily, "Fix the lights now? Does it look like I have GE written on my forehead? I don't think so!"
She says, "Fine," then asks, "Well, could you fix the fridge door? It won't close properly."
To which he replied, "Fix the fridge door? Does it look like I have Westinghouse written on my forehead? I don't think so!"
"Fine", she says, "Then could you fix the steps to the front door? They are crumbling and dangerous."
"I'm not a carpenter," he replies, "and I don't want to fix the steps today! He says, "Does it look like I have Ace Hardware written on my forehead? I don't think so!. I'm going to the Bar!!!"
So he goes to the bar and drinks for a couple of hours..........................
He starts to feel guilty about how he treated his wife, and decides to go home.
Upon arriving home, he finds the steps are already fixed. As he enters the house, he sees the hall light is working. As he goes to get a beer, he notices the fridge door is fixed.
"Honey, he asks, "How did all this get fixed?"
She said, "Well, when you left I sat outside on the steps and cried. Just then a nice young man came by and asked me what was wrong, so I told him. He offered to do all the repairs and all I had to do was either go to bed with him or bake him a cake."
He said, "So, what kind of cake did you bake?"
She replied, "Hellooooooo......Do you see Betty Crocker written on my forehead? I don't think so!"