On Marriage

Guitarstrings
Winnipeg, Manitoba Canada

Posted: May 7, 2008, 5:45 PM CST

A man and his ever nagging-wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker said to the husband, "You can have your wife's remains shipped home for $5,000.00 or, you can have her buried here in the Holy Land for $150.00.

The man thought about it for a few minutes and told the undertaker he would have her shipped home.

The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000.00 to ship your wife's remains home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here, in this Holy place for only $150.00.

The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."

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Scottishlass
Knoxville, Tennessee USA

Posted: May 7, 2008, 6:14 PM CST

Guitarstrings wrote:

A man and his ever nagging-wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker said to the husband, "You can have your wife's remains shipped home for $5,000.00 or, you can have her buried here in the Holy Land for $150.00.

The man thought about it for a few minutes and told the undertaker he would have her shipped home.

The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000.00 to ship your wife's remains home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here, in this Holy place for only $150.00.

The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."

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mylifewithu
springfield, Missouri USA

Posted: May 7, 2008, 6:33 PM CST

Good One!!

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iXofTO
San Diego, California USA

Posted: May 18, 2008, 2:13 PM CST

Guitarstrings wrote:

A man and his ever nagging-wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker said to the husband, "You can have your wife's remains shipped home for $5,000.00 or, you can have her buried here in the Holy Land for $150.00.

The man thought about it for a few minutes and told the undertaker he would have her shipped home.

The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000.00 to ship your wife's remains home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here, in this Holy place for only $150.00.

The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."

Very well stated joke. I enjoyed this one immensely!