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CHINESE SICK LEAVE: 'I NO COME WORK TODAY!!!
Hung Chow calls into work and says,
'Hey, I no come work today, I really sick.
Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work.'

The boss says, 'You know something, Hung Chow,
I really need you today. When I feel like this, I go to my wife
and tell her to give me sex. That makes everything better
and I can then go to work. You try that.'
Two hours later Hung Chow calls again.
'I do what you say and I feel great.
I be at work soon........ You got nice house.'

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i dunno why the guy has to be chinese-
i couldnt think how to edit it
its not intended in any spirit of bigotry
but if you must, swipe away y'all

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Love this sde of you!!

shippy
im a new yorker
there we all grew up together
no one really tripped on ethnicity
people are good neighbors
lots of humor and lots of good will

i mean where i grew up people say F U as a joke never in anger
its like "have a nice day" almost
ts a jibe-teasing, an expression-its cultural
people dont really get offended very easily

me neither...

im almost off to bed but love you too
i had a great day today
what'd i tell ya?

also i wasnt here hardly at all
coincidence?

nite kiddo

(i mean who COULD dislike the chinese?
who could live w/o the food? not me)
and anyone that takes this statement and tries to make it
an olympic/political discussion can just-well-you knoooow