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Baby's First Doctor Visit

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Baby's First Doctor Visit

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Sparky55
Prattville, Alabama USA
Posted: May 8, 2008, 12:45 AM CST
A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby's first exam.

The doctor arrived, and examined the baby, checked his weight, and being a little concerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed

'Breast-fed,' she replied.

'Well, strip down to your waist,' the doctor ordered.
She did. He pinched her nipples, pressed, kneaded, and
rubbed both breasts for a while in a very professional
and detailed examination.

Motioning to her to get dressed, the doctor said,
'No wonder this baby is underweight.

You don't have any milk.'

I know,' she said,


'I'm his Grandma,
but I'm glad I came.'
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mastic55
Long Island, New York USA
Posted: May 8, 2008, 12:47 AM CST
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lola36
dublin, Dublin Ireland
Posted: May 8, 2008, 2:26 AM CST
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Scottishlass
Knoxville, Tennessee USA
Posted: May 8, 2008, 6:17 AM CST
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Lillym
Sliema, Majjistral Malta
Posted: May 8, 2008, 11:45 AM CST
Sparky55 wrote:
A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby's first exam.

The doctor arrived, and examined the baby, checked his weight, and being a little concerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed

'Breast-fed,' she replied.

'Well, strip down to your waist,' the doctor ordered.
She did. He pinched her nipples, pressed, kneaded, and
rubbed both breasts for a while in a very professional
and detailed examination.

Motioning to her to get dressed, the doctor said,
'No wonder this baby is underweight.

You don't have any milk.'

I know,' she said,


'I'm his Grandma,
but I'm glad I came.'



sticking out tongue rolling on the floor laughing I miss these jokes!
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kitty01
Edmonton, Alberta Canada
Posted: May 8, 2008, 12:35 PM CST
Liked that one,laugh
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p_seg
Central, Xlokk Malta
Posted: May 8, 2008, 12:48 PM CST
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alabamabebe
Banks of the Warrior River, Alabama USA
Posted: May 9, 2008, 12:34 PM CST
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing Ok, that settles it, I'm taking the baby on her next dr visit!
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trish123
Lancashire, England UK
Posted: May 9, 2008, 1:00 PM CST
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dcj22
Manchester, Tennessee USA
Posted: May 9, 2008, 2:55 PM CST
Good one Sparky!
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mylifewithu
springfield, Missouri USA
Posted: May 9, 2008, 2:57 PM CST
That was great!!rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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