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Seamus and the Morman

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easygoingguy
somewhere in paradise, Western Australia Australia
Posted: May 8, 2008, 6:22 AM CST







A Mormon was seated next to an Irishman on a flight from London . After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken.

The Irishman asked for a whiskey, which was promptly brought and placed before him.

The flight attendant then asked the Mormon if he would like a drink.
He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by a dozen whores
than let liquor touch my lips."

The Irishman then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "Me, too. I didn't know we had a choice."

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Posted: May 8, 2008, 6:23 AM CST
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Posted: May 8, 2008, 6:27 AM CST
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Posted: May 8, 2008, 6:36 AM CST
[quote=easygoingguy]A Mormon was seated next to an Irishman on a flight from London . After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken.

The Irishman asked for a whiskey, which was promptly brought and placed before him.

The flight attendant then asked the Mormon if he would like a drink.
He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by a dozen whores
than let liquor touch my lips."

The Irishman then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "Me, too. I didn't know we had a choice."[/quote
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Conrad73
Lonesome Town Zurich , Zrich Switzerland
Posted: May 8, 2008, 7:15 AM CST
easygoingguy wrote:
A Mormon was seated next to an Irishman on a flight from London . After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken.

The Irishman asked for a whiskey, which was promptly brought and placed before him.

The flight attendant then asked the Mormon if he would like a drink.
He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by a dozen whores
than let liquor touch my lips."

The Irishman then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "Me, too. I didn't know we had a choice."
Does a TRUE Irishman ever refuse a Drink of Whiskey?
Are you sure he didn't ask for BOTH?rolling on the floor laughing
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