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Don't you hate it when you watch the oscars and the winner's acceptance speach goes on for hours, they thank everyone and everyone, normally people who have nothing to do with the actual movie?

If you had to give an acceptance speach, who would you thank and why?

I'd like to thank the domino's pizza delivery man who usually gets my pizza delivered just before the 30 min deadline

who watches the Oscars?

Sesame-Street Oscar???

I would like to thank Angelina Jolie's parents for providing me with wonderful times when alone!!

"There are too many folks to thank individually, so I'll just assume they know who they are and shut up so somebody important can come out here."

er....Thanx.....Right wheres the party?

I would like to take this opportunity to thank myself for having the courage and perseverance to realize my dreams.
I also would like to say to all my naysayers....go fuck yourselves.
Thank you to those who were smart enough to buy into my concepts.
May the force be with you.

My "SPEECH"....*correct spelling* would be:

"I want to thank my nine children for giving me those beautiful stretch marks, and c-section scar. Without them....I might actually have a nice body".

(but they were worth it. Mostly. Somewhat. Who am I kidding?)



They were!! Just kidding!

I would like to thank hollywood husbands for allowing me to screw their brains out and sleep my way to the top...

I would like to thank all of my plastic surgeons for correcting my body issues...

I would like to thank Paris hilton for being the perfect role model..

I would like to thank Anna Nicole Smith..may she R.I.P. for teaching me to sleep with the old gits here and take all their millions..

And lastly I would like to thank all the fans out there who spend so much of their precious money buying trashy magazines to read about my meaningless life and watch my sexy ass on the screen to give me the ability to buy the four billion houses spread out across the world globe...

P.S. Please don't photograph me unless I am posing for you with my silicon poking your eyes out and my lack of panties flashing you...

a little test, are we???

test=testy!!

R U ready to have your photo taken now, I'm ready to flash

I like the edginess of this post.....

Amen and God Bless America.

No just sarcastic...Oh course Johnny Depp is totally excluded from my post...He is obviously a nice guy..

O.k. O.k.

I would like to thank my ma and pa for that hot January night when the telly was on the blink and pa had been drinking that whiskey..
He has cursed me ever since...